MistiDew

Former Meth Addict. Minecraft nerd. Occasional Artist.
I bake bread and distrust the government.

Loved by @PsychonautRuss

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

@PsychonautRuss saved me from my life of addiction. He cared enough for me to pull me out of the darkness and showed me I am worthy of good things. For that I owe him my life.

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

who saved you when you were at your lowest?

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

@eternaltxts @PsychonautRuss

[𝔳𝔬𝔦𝔡 ༒︎ @voidsparanoia]

friendships only last when people choose to see you as a person that makes mistakes and help you learn from them not if they decide you are inherently evil just because of some human errors or shortcomings

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

@PsychonautRuss might have made a friend tonight. So happy ☺️

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

All “healthy” sodas taste like ass

[jeffrey @JeffScape]

That body of yours is absurd

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

Damn the most I get from @PsychonautRuss is him blaming the dog

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Just got into an elevator with a guy who had farted…badly

He looked at me. I looked at him. A moment of mutual acknowledgement. And he just goes “Yeah, sorry.”

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

Lowe’s bathrooms become weird traps while on lsd

[clown @bugsquelcher]

the only place i feel true happiness is inside of a Lowes

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

Amen 🙏🏻😇

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

This but with twizzlers

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

Fat hack: bite a little piece off each end of a KitKat and you can then use the open ended KitKat as a straw in a glass of milk. As you pull the milk up through the KitKat it soaks the wafer inside so when you go to eat the KitKat it’s all soft and milky.

[theGIRLScare. ng @theGIRLScare]

GIRL TO GIRL:
•ANDROGENS: Spearmint, white peony, zinc, high protein meals
•INSULIN: Cinnamon, saffron, inositol
•CORTISOL: Magnesium glycinate, sleep, sunlight, walk, chamomile
•GUT: Bone broth, L-glutamine, psyllium husk, cabbage juice

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

@AndreaS0429 @ProblemGirl_13 Yay! New mom!

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

Because of this app I was able to find an awesome person that shared so many things in common it’s like we’re almost the same person. We haven’t met in person yet but I would consider her my closest friend and even go as far as calling her my sister. My bestie @ProblemGirl_13

[the Rich @Duderichy]

became friends with someone through a mutual friend / twitter

apparently the first time we interacted I called him an idiot

meet your mutuals!

[𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕣𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕤𝕥 @TheArchivistLC]

Recovering addicts do more to make amends and reconcile with the people they hurt than normal people ever will.

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

I tweet from beyond the grave

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Everyone that was born in the 90's is dead

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

At this point, if he started a podcast it might get as big as Rogan

[lilithhecatex @HekateMagik]

Can someone give Hunter Biden a TV show?

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

A jew fed. Get it right.

[Ashley @ProblemGirl_13]

.@MistiDewdrop is one of my favorite people. 🥰 Even if she is a fed. 👀🫣

[surender @morgan_hip80]

Santa was a mushroom shaman.

The Greeks had a secret psychedelic ritual that ran for 2,000 years straight.

People in South America were smoking DMT before the wheel was invented.

Drug use isn't a modern problem. Prohibition is.

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

LSD would give better results

[tad @ghostofthesun89]

They should add Adderall to the public water supply

[Spoon 🥄 @___Spoon]

For a mushroom farm it sure doesn't have mush room

[MistiDew @MistiDewdrop]

@ProblemGirl_13 That or chocolate chip cookies