Something popped in my stomach like four days ago and it hurt so bad that i couldnt stand for like thirty minutes and i havent pooped since then im either going to thug this out or this is my last tweet
Something popped in my stomach like four days ago and it hurt so bad that i couldnt stand for like thirty minutes and i havent pooped since then im either going to thug this out or this is my last tweet
Met this gay chinese dude in the club and he was lowkey groping me but after i translated to him that i wasnt gay he immediately led me to a table of three girls and they wasnt really fw me but its the thought that counts i love you chinese gay man
Jimmy Fallon reacts to ABC suspending Jimmy Kimmel’s show:
“A lot of people are worried that we won’t keep saying what we want to say, or that we’ll be censored, but I’m going to cover the President’s trip to the UK, just like I normally would”