MistuhCactus

''The world can go blind as long as I have my sponge'' -MistuhCactus

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

Free at last

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

I cant bring myself to watch any kdramas because i dont think the writers understand that i will kill myself

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My finger was violently shaking over the post button before i committed to this bit

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Me on babytwt:

Just had another potty accident, so ashamed in myself for this happening 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

CIA headquarters prolly lit asf

[Slatt♱ @SlatDontMiss]

Rakai starts reading a book as he wants to try & be like Kai Cenat 😭😭

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

Khalid going on tour while im broke on the other side of the planet on god ill blow my head off rn

[binah @failmoder]

2005 = old, decrepit
2006 = divine, embued with a worldly wisdom
2007 = infantile, incapable of dealing with the world given to them

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

The thought of making this girl uncomfortable makes me want to blow my brains out lowkey

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

Remembering I drunk texted a girl last night 🫩

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Remembering I drunk texted a girl last night 🫩

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

Great news guys

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

Something popped in my stomach like four days ago and it hurt so bad that i couldnt stand for like thirty minutes and i havent pooped since then im either going to thug this out or this is my last tweet

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

Something popped in my stomach like four days ago and it hurt so bad that i couldnt stand for like thirty minutes and i havent pooped since then im either going to thug this out or this is my last tweet

[Buffpup 🦴VchiBan✨ @Buffpup_]

Me when someone asks me if I want a lil sweet treat

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

The sun’s light is brighter today

[Khalid @thegreatkhalid]

My 4th studio album After The Sun Goes Down is out now everywhere 💿🩵

https://t.co/v05UQirzS0

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

One second in my goat has done it again

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Met this gay chinese dude in the club and he was lowkey groping me but after i translated to him that i wasnt gay he immediately led me to a table of three girls and they wasnt really fw me but its the thought that counts i love you chinese gay man

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

On god im losing my mind

[MistuhCactus @MistuhCactus]

Ignore my airbuds for like one sec

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Youll never be him i hate you jimmy fallon

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jimmy Fallon reacts to ABC suspending Jimmy Kimmel’s show:

“A lot of people are worried that we won’t keep saying what we want to say, or that we’ll be censored, but I’m going to cover the President’s trip to the UK, just like I normally would”