Alexander Misvkai

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

2 more days of slavery until I start my new job

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

This is the night of a working stoner in his bedroom with access to stupid amounts of porn and crayfish documentaries

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

Gone from watching Rednecks cook a crayfish boil to watching a documentary about farmed crayfish in louisianna.
Another pot noodle is eaten

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

Eating a pot noodle watching rednecks cooking crab and crayfish in a massive outdoor, gas heated, boiling water pot.

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

@supergoodlife
MARTIN TURN UP ON A TUESDAY.

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

After work I have to sit on YouTube for half a hour eating sea salt a cider vinegar crisps naked.

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

The worst thing about floor sex is the carpet burns on knees.

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

Feeling real low RN as the number of twitter followers I have represents how secure I feel in life.

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

How many tweets do I need before I'm cuh enough?

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

Clean twitter account

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

I'm different I'm different

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

@SleeplessWild
Thank you for making my life at work easier, sexy. Very sexy.

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

I'm torn between ending my tweets with a full stop or just leaving it... like a never ending statement

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

I'm torn between ending my tweets with a full stop or just leaving it... like a never ending statement.

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

Or I can post a nude picture of myself

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

So I can pretty much write any shit I want.

[Alexander Misvkai @Misvkai]

Fucking hell this is my first tweet but nobody cares.