Lex

[Lex @Mit_land]

Seeing my cakes on display at an actual wedding makes me uncontrollably happy! ❤️😆

[Lex @Mit_land]

@rengizi It’s Jerry.

[Lex @Mit_land]

My daycare: we have diarrhea, vomiting, strep, pink eye, and RSV going around, oh and the air quality is terrible so no being outside
My immune system:

[Lex @Mit_land]

@rengizi left me all alone for the weekend… probably going to die.

[Lex @Mit_land]

@rengizi “Biden is dead”
“Well maybe he is not dead but he acts dead”
“Trump is still here he is still president, there is a table in Arizona with ballots that they are waiting to release”
“This is why Biden is hiding”
I CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME FOR BREAKFAST

[Lex @Mit_land]

Conversation we heard at Breakfast
“There is nothing in the COVID vaccine, if you look there is literally nothing in the syringe”

[Lex @Mit_land]

*needs to go to bed*
My head:

[Lex @Mit_land]

Example of Dillon making lasagna 2 days ago

[jarvis johnson @jarvis]

what a normal and ultimate spaghetti hack!

[Lex @Mit_land]

@rengizi Yeah well you stink.

[Lex @Mit_land]

@rengizi But like you did nothing to make it look good though.

[Lex @Mit_land]

@rengizi And after he tied me to a chair and made me watch “I blacked out in the booth” videos for 4 hours.

[Lex @Mit_land]

@rengizi Stay in the lines

[Lex @Mit_land]

@rengizi False statement. They are not all built.

[Lex @Mit_land]

Dillon:They are seriously so good I could cry
Me: you are going to cry over a cheeseburger

[Lex @Mit_land]

Went from worst mental day to best mental day.

[Lex @Mit_land]

For anyone who is curious about this insanity.

https://t.co/HKg3WbGO2C

[Lex @Mit_land]

Dillon: You look really pale
Me:*after the Norovirus outbreak in the daycare today*

[Lex @Mit_land]

I have never seen anything like the daycare today. Kids left and right vomiting and shitting their pants one after another. Literal chaos.

[Lex @Mit_land]

@rengizi Welcome to adulthood