Mitansh⟁

Meri teesri taang nakli hai.

[Mitansh⟁ @MitanshPatel5]

@HiAshray Sach bta @SaketMalpa79533 ki yaad aa rhi hai na?

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Noticing a pattern: the more skilled someone is at table tennis, more is their experience in the corporate world.😮‍💨

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@HiAshray Hating the team where you live🤝. (I hate MI)

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@ansh_0443 Meter flex kr rhe? Woh toh chl b nhi rha

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@HiAshray -> AECS layout

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@ai_for_success 🤣🤣😭😭

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@smubpublius @darshkejriwal_

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@darshkejriwal_ @_trish_07 .NET mei boht scope hai. Trust me bro.

[Ansh @ansh_0443]

Just got scammed by @Zoomcar_India once again in goa,consumer rights is a joke here.
@jagograhakjago founders once again making fun of its costumer
@morang @Pratapbiswas00
Never using this application again ever!!!!!

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@shydev69 @kirat_tw @100xDevs @darshkejriwal_

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@iamdatemike Y does twitter know that i just watched ZNMD😭

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@deefordaddy Noooooo😭😭😭😭

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@callmepandey @Kedar83049585

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@aditi_tibarewal @darshkejriwal_ lol

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@KirtiSays_ Monopoly bhi

[Himanshu Sharma @HS_DKF]

Making India Lazy-

I asked a 35-year-old unemployed youth standing at the village's paan shop, "Why don't you do something productive and earn? You spend the whole day drinking and spitting out Pan masala."
He replied, "It's my choice."

I asked, "Are you married?"
He said, "Yes."

I asked, "How did you get married?" He said, "I got 30,000 rupees from the Chief Minister's Adarsh Vivah Yojana (a government scheme) and 2,50,000 rupees from the Antyodaya Kanya Vivah Yojana (another government scheme)."

I asked, "Don't you need to work for your children?" He said, "Delivery is free under the Janani Suraksha Yojana (a government scheme), and I get 1,500 rupees and 20,000 rupees under the Bhagini Prasuti Yojana (another government scheme)."

I asked, "What about your children's education?" He said, "Everything is free for them - education, uniforms, books, and food. And under the Chief Minister's Naulnihaal and Medhavi Chhatravriti Yojana (government schemes), they get money every year."

I asked, "How do you run your household?" He said, "My younger daughter got a cycle from the government. My son got a laptop. My parents get old-age pension, and we get rice for 1 rupee per kilo for the whole month."

I asked, "Don't you need to work for your parents' pilgrimage?" He said, "I've sent them under the Chief Minister's Teerth Yatra Yojana (government scheme)."

I asked, "At least work for their medical treatment?" He said, "I have an Ayushman card, so I get free treatment up to 5 lakhs."

I asked, "What about their funeral expenses?" He said, "There's a 1-rupee electric crematorium."

I asked, "Don't you need to work for your children's marriage?" He smiled and said, "It'll happen the same way I did."

He continued, "You and lakhs of people like you work and pay taxes for us. Farmers work hard to produce grains, and the government buys them and gives them to us for free. So why should we work?"

Do you have any answer for this guy?

This is what successive governments have turned the youth of our country into. No wonder the intellectual class is compelled to leave the country. Why should they work hard to fund these stupid schemes?

@talk2anuradha @AtriNeeraj @AkhilBha58 @ARanganathan72 @JaipurDialogues @Sanjay_Dixit @iHardikB @jyotiTpandey05 @Bharatvidya1 @narendramodi @AmitShah @Iyervval

[Mitansh⟁ @MitanshPatel5]

Never ever build your final project around blockchain especially in Tier 2/Tier 3 colleges. They don't know shit about it and they won't even listen to you😮‍💨. Bas invalid dumb questions puchke behes krenge.

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@aaraynsh @kejriwal_darsh @RanjanAksh @yashp_21 @chrena9 aur paachve ko tag b kaise kru, woh toh b99/insta dekh rha hoga😮‍💨. Pr maza aaya tha. Wapis jaaye?

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Ye coldplay ke tickets ka tatkal kb chalu hoga?

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@AnandaniNisha Having an ego of doing things urself and not choosing family business feels different.