Mitch Monzon

The official twitter account of Mitch Monzon. His official goal for 2022? To get 38 official twitter followers.

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

Watch the Kentucky 🐢Derby this Saturday, May 1st at 3p CT / 4p ET #kentuckyturtlederby #oldforester https://t.co/8V6G0QAWpL

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

@DustinRubinVO You can finally pay me the $0.03 you owe me! #notcharginginterest

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

@DustinRubinVO Yeah, 2020 sucked

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

#ByeDon

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

@DustinRubinVO Damn you Salaaaazzaaaar!

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

#BlameTrump

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Wow. Over 500k views in 2 hours and #BlameTrump is still trending #1 in America. RETWEET to keep it there.

[Vanita Gupta @vanitaguptaCR]

“I want you to use my words against me. If there’s a Republican president in 2016 and a vacancy occurs in the last year of the first term, you can say Lindsey Graham said let’s let the next president, whoever it might be, make that nomination."

[Vote Pro-Choice @VoteChoice]

Remember this? Because we do.

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

Happy 244th Birthday America! I don’t want to get political, but don’t forget that this November, I’ll be celebrating a birthday too. #4thofJuly2020 #MyBirthdayisinNovember #21followerstogo

[Julian Bass @thejulianbass]

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

Quick edit: eyelashes not eyebrows😝

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

Felicity lost her first tooth 🦷 on Monday, cut her own hair (and eyebrows) 🤦🏻‍♂️ this morning, and is turning 6 this Friday. Hope this little lady makes you smile like she does for us every day. 😄 @ Naperville,… https://t.co/PrH0PVlMT9

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

Watching @DCDoomPatrol on @hbomax. I’m a fan and season 2 starts June 25th? Perfect timing. #DoomPatrol #hbomax

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

@DustinRubinVO On a positive note, you’re directly responsible for helping me to reach my goal of 38 followers. #17followers #thankyouforlistening

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

@DustinRubinVO Thanks @DustinRubinVO! To all my followers, both old and new, I want to share that I had a handful of almonds for a snack today. #almonds #16followers

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

2020 sucks for bees too. #MurderHornets #StaySafeBees https://t.co/f83lVTXsMB

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

Wife: I had a dream you shaved your facial hair last night. Me: Was it a dream or a hint? #MarriedLife #COVID19 #AllInIllinois

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Win or die #ForTheThrone.
Retweet this Tweet to see who remains in the realm.

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

To my ten twitter followers...hoping baby turtles will get me another ten followers...