John Lyons Murphy

Ice cream cake enthusiast. Also, producer/director/editor/writer.

[John Lyons Murphy @johnlyonsmurphy]

Hi, Sandra Bullock, I'm a big fan & would be honored to have your autograph. Anywhere you see space is great. Thanks!

[John Lyons Murphy @johnlyonsmurphy]

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie https://t.co/gO0W3xobV0 via @YouTubeTV

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Did you know you can watch my fave episode of @TBSNetwork @Wipeout that I produced? Do it for AMERICA https://t.co/nF7yoJ385H Bobby Claw & Leroy Jenkins are hilarious in this

[John Lyons Murphy @johnlyonsmurphy]

My talented & wonderful niece Rose is making a film! But she's just a kid, you say? Well, that's ageism, but also, point taken. She needs support from really old, ancient geezers like me. And you. TY! https://t.co/So5V8IBT7v

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I'd like to thank IMDB Star Meter for this prestigious recognition of my award-winning career in entertainment https://t.co/BkIBNyF0dq

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Wanna feel old? The “carpe diem” scene in “Dead Poets Society” was filmed 400 years ago today

[Rachael Leigh Cook @RachaelLCook]

Let’s do this! How do I do this

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@DustinRubinVO Oops left out the word “not”

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@DustinRubinVO accepted

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@mrjayfb Oh no I thought I deleted this tweet. Now you know I knew!

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Tony Romo doing Corona commercials is like the universe - always has been, always will be, utterly inevitable.

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Almost halfway there!

[Mitch Monzon @MitchMonzon]

To my ten twitter followers...hoping baby turtles will get me another ten followers...

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@todaywithpay Ha ha yes, for sure

[John Lyons Murphy @johnlyonsmurphy]

Wait wait wait - "voltage is pretty safe for body"?!

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Part 13 in my ongoing series Toilets On The Street: Los Angeles. “Olympus Has Fallen”

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Everything you need to know about my dog and his cocky sworn enemy in two photos

[Rachael Leigh Cook @RachaelLCook]

I could not be more excited to announce this!!! 🥰🙏

[John Lyons Murphy @johnlyonsmurphy]

Still haven't heard back from "Rick"

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@neiltyson Imagine if the car lobby and an American political party was like “in order to prevent death in car accidents we propose that no driver should have to be licensed and there should be no speed limits or traffic laws and everyone should have more cars.”

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I brought my dog to work today and turns out he is Dog Draper

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Move over, Olivia Colman!