Mitch 🏈

[Mitch 🏈 @Mitch_KJ]

@GS203989 They're missing out on loads of fun 🤣
https://t.co/6vGO88cUwl

[Mitch 🏈 @Mitch_KJ]

@culchie_spice @r3laxthec4x Sometimes we have little minigames to play and aim at 🤣

[Mitch 🏈 @Mitch_KJ]

@gmbarnard22 Phenibut. It acts on GABA like alcohol, but it doesn't have the physical effects of being drunk. Watch yourself though, GABA addiction/dependence can be very brutal.

[Mitch 🏈 @Mitch_KJ]

@adamfare1996 Yeah, I get caught up in them at times. It's annoying having to defend yourself when someone's twisting your words ❤

I try to remind myself that they're baiting engagement and want a reaction, and that helps me withdraw a little easier. (Still doesn't stop rumination though 😭)

[Mike Robbins @MikeRobbins19]

I think I'll pass on the British water at the moment.

[bard of pond @redrichie]

"Retirement Jobby"

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

In the future ITVX will be taught in universities as a lesson in how not to make a massive deal of your big new flagship product when it simply doesn't work. It's genuinely amazing how awful it is on every level.

[Mitch 🏈 @Mitch_KJ]

@ladbible Save you a click:

Use Snapchat (a lot)
Hide their passcode/notifications, putting phone face down
You have a gut feeling (its often right)
They're constantly jealous and make accusations
Expect you to have firm boundaries with men but they indulge in any kind of female attention

[Mitch 🏈 @Mitch_KJ]

@lovewins11011 Enjoy your break from social media. ❤ I do think it's definitely more draining than people realise! 🤯

[Satan’s Niece @thekrissychula]

I’ll never forget this call I got when I worked at a bank this lady called in as the authorized user on her husband’s credit card…. BABY when she asked me what grindr was????!!… one of my lungs collapsed i took the longest pause she thought I hung up..

[captionquirk @CaptionQuirk]

sometimes I keep the water running just so I can help save more plastic bottles

[Mitch 🏈 @Mitch_KJ]

@Mcorser17797 The framerate's so low, it almost looks like he's not leaning forward 😂

[Workplace Mental Health Resources @Stopworkplacebu]

Reduces stress and anxiety..

[Joshimuz @Joshimuz]

we ded

[fatih ozturk @fthoztrk]

❔

[Liquid @LiquidWIFI]

WE WON X2

[Mitch 🏈 @Mitch_KJ]

@adamfare1996 The guys lawyer:

[wuf @bong_rot]

How websites feel making you click “No thanks, I don’t like free stuff!” on a pop-up

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Former ‘Coronation Street’ star Helen Flanagan charged with wasting police time after calling 999 to report her Sky box had run out of space

[James Turner @JamesTurner_42]

🍋 ✨

[Mitch 🏈 @Mitch_KJ]

@PhoenixNightsNC Shine a light, what were that? 🔦😂