M_Mitchell08

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@justfuckingyoda Take photos of random kids inside a PGA Superstore - yikes. All for the internet fame and dunking, I guess.

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@Polymarket Truly unfair to upstanding officers of the court from the fine state of New Mexico, including Saul Goodman.

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@CFB_Pat Sure you can. SEC fans have been doing this for decades. X has been filled with MTSU and Sourhern Miss grads defending the honor of Tennessee and Miss State for better part of two decades.

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@CFB_Pat That bowl game doesn’t count, FSU had a bunch of folks sitting out. Bowl games aren’t real, or at least that’s what SEC yells from top of trailer parks.

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@CFBKings 8-4.

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@ReportBulldawg @HamDawg115 @2PeatAx @gloryugapodcast @Ultra_BLV @TheDawgShowPod @ed_haire @SECUnfiltered @hbtfdawgscast @GrahamCoffeyDC @3YearLetterman No way Arkansas beats any of those teams on IU’s schedule. Maybe Howard, by 3, late in the 4th.

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@hoosier7681 @BoersBurner Too many multisyllabic words for that Bammer.

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@CFBNerds @MisterRoberts Right. Because the entire SEC doesn’t dick ride Bama, UGA and LSU. Over last 48 hours, Ark. fans have come out of woodwork touting SOS with no self awareness to realize they’re a weaker opponent than Vandy. And Tennessee folks acting as if they’ve played in SEC champ since 2007.

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@jtseay12 @Brentonmfender @GoBucks_14 You really are special needs. Tennessee got molly wooped by Bama 41-17 in 2007.

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@BoersBurner Bama got absolutely dog walked by IU. I'd probably sit this one out.

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@CarterthePower Think I'm going to open a violin store south of the Mason Dixon. Or maybe just a violin string replacement shop because holy shit, have those instruments been put to use this summer. It has been a true symphony.

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@daileyjoyf Think he’s speaking in hypotheticals. That should resonate well with the SEC folks.

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@Re2pectsport @OldTakesExposed has to be a record. Less than 3 hours before this shit was proved wrong.

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@CFBKings Neither Washington State, nor Oregon State are Power 4 programs.

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@ESPNInsights someone order 17 banners "Undefeated: Hypotheticals & Pre-Season Rankings"

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@RossDellenger Isn’t that about what Monster paid for the naming rights of an entire conference? @Big12Conference down bad.

[M_Mitchell08 @Mitchell08M]

@AuburnEinstein @PeteThamel Username checks.

[The Triple Option @3xOptionShow]

Two coaches who missed the playoffs last season.

Steve Sarkisian: "If I don't play Ohio State and I play Jones Jr. High and we are 10-2 and our two losses are to Georgia and Florida, we are a playoff team."

Marcus Freeman: "It's our responsibility to make sure we leave no doubt, and moving forward, we can't blame it on somebody else."

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@CFBKings Yeah. He’s just a big ole bitch.