mitchell

whatever I’m doing it’s slowly | he/him

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

@jasondevrieze please do. it makes me annoyed and that’s not something I’m into

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

@StiltsTheGM @chinchymcchilla @Dick_Agency Understandable reaction. A tiktok with no talking and ambient noise feels so pleasantly meditative on its own I guess I’m giving him a pass on the pickup artist sfx

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

@chinchymcchilla @StiltsTheGM @Dick_Agency i think the dorky technique has gone all the way around to endear him to me. look at that stance he hits for his power pour!

[Andrew @Swordfish978]

Found this guy on insta that posts jam sessions with a little alien dude, now my favorite thing to ever come from the app

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

@ArcaneCrystal no love for theoden king??

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

@SSJSpeedRacer my two favorite characters from the good place finally getting time to shine

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

@50TurnParty azorius gf
+ prevents me from posting things like this
- prevents me from posting things like this

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

great news everyone. this stinky millionaire made a new web site

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

alright i’m gonna try to tweet how every verified person tweets now. here we go

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

new boygenius album is good. will not be participating in any boygenius backlash at this time

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

let me be clear: human contaminants is NOT the pervert category

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

@ryan_carraher race mode was TOO intense for me. toggled off!

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

kinda stupidly entertained by TurboTax adding a Spotify wrapped segment to “doing your taxes”, but they didn’t have the guts to add any real heat. need my taxpayer meyers-Briggs or what have you

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

just emailed a clothing brand asking when they were gonna “have shorts again”…. now to wait patiently for their response

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

banging away on the halt and catch fire drum

[Cal @wyattyhalpert]

Lucasfilm thinks the people want whatever a “Mandoverse” movie is and not a 3 hour long ISB meeting movie. They’re mistaken

[mitchell @MitchellDill]

@Blankzilla justice for uh… MK chess? whatever the mortal kombat chess was called. justice for that