I haven't cleaned a dish in 6 years now. The sink now streches 10 metres high. Neighbors are complaining, guests are screaming.
'sorry lol theyre just soaking'
Imagine going to a space museum or like NASA but as soon as you get there you realise its just one giant room with an audio loop of Owen Wilson saying 'wow' every 10 seconds
@tobias_hope13 Thanks Not Jonah!
No friends or loved ones?
Still wanna do Pro Acting Exercises but your life is a decaying hole of misery like my brother Toby?
Well worry no more! Introducing the new Pro Acting Exercise expansion pack!
(Step 1 is removed and you play ALL roles simultaneously)
ACTING EXERCISE FOR PROS
1. Find a friend
2. Set up one(1) very large speaker
3. Fill any cup with water and position in front of speaker
4. Play scene from Jurassic Park when the water vibrates and they see the T-rex (audio only)
5. Rotate roles so you both get to play the T-rex
@patriot4fr33 Thats okay! We've revised the list so you only have to memorize the two important parts. Here are the only two things you'll ever have to remember about anything ever:
1. You are pretending to be a dinosaur
2. Jeff Goldblum is fantastic
@patriot4fr33 Technical glitches? We can help with that! That whole catastrophe could be easily avoided by removing the speakers entirely and replacing it with a living T-rex
@ryanmccartan So I might be a tad off beat here but the world record for most Rick&Morty eps watched in one sitting hasnt actually been set yet...
You in?
@ryanmccartan Aww shucks *blushes, cries, faints etc*
But forreal tho, that would finally give us time to kick off our 24HR RICK & MORTY MARATHON AMIRITE