"The Mitch" (Self Titled)

UIowa graduated 2025 - BA in International Relations | BA in German

Currently desperately trying to get out of this country

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

New Substack Article! Give it a read -
https://t.co/loAhruHAvu

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

Lions passing game is officially kafkaesque.

Y’all better be scared for the day Khalif Raymond suddenly wakes up as a giant insect.

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

@InslowRake Cry harder

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

@InslowRake I will never stop glazing LCD Soundsystem fuck you

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

@jsusername_ @InslowRake You don’t even have a job

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

@jsusername_ What about the sticker on your laptop dumbass

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

@InslowRake fuck the packers

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Special delivery for Saturday session YUMMMMMM

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

I was born in the wrong generation

I should’ve been a eunuch for the Tang-era imperial China.

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

@InslowRake Damn I still don’t know how to use redstone

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

I Can't Stop Thinking About #Andor https://t.co/G1ZatiPpMn
If my feed is gonna be so filled with this show I should probably throw something into the discourse, right?

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Watching A New Hope rn I can’t believe Cassian Andor died for these dumbass droids man.

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

New article - I'm writing about writing again.
Dinner Parties https://t.co/MHhyvnqPQG

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Okay third time's the charm because apparently substack's shareable assets don't actually link to the article here's 3000 words I wrote about how good #Andor is.
https://t.co/zXoN81zVKO

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JD Vance is the Liz Truss of Catholicism.

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

Never kill yourself

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

Just walked through a crosswalk so confidently that like 30 people followed me with several cars coming through the intersection.

My power knows no bounds.

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

Went through my roommate’s laptop and found out he follows Ethan Klein, should I evict him?

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

@jsusername_ Really man? On the day of the Munich Security Conference?

["The Mitch" (Self Titled) @MitchellWalsmi1]

@jsusername_ My honest reaction