Dan Campbell

bio

[Gulag Productions @neverforgetreno]

Gen Z, Millenials. Who gives a fuck. If you’re under 50 and not rich we are all going down together. They want the cringe wars to separate us when we should be unifying. If I were president I’d give all 41 year olds Underscores CDs and TV on the Radio to 19 year olds. Squad up

[ramona peach ring⁺˳✧༚˚₊ @nauseousgirl]

Its crucial to me that car seat headrest continue to be good bc even though i dont listen much anymore i got those damn ass dogs on my arm when i was 18

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

I probably racked up an unimaginable amount of karmic debt age 20-21

[jp @inflammateomnia]

Quitting nicotine is only a problem for guys who are too in touch with their feelings, a normal dude won't even notice the sudden urge to kill himself. This is also why meditation is a mixed bag

[Nila @glukupikron]

Being a boy and listening to MJ Lenderman probably feels good as fuck

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

Dudes with SA allegations love posting a song to Instagram notes

[louis 🍉 @alfdefolf]

being depressed makes you the potential man of friendships

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

@chatbotjesus https://t.co/KpjromLUAj

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

Surprised #that band had the self control to release a political song without calling it like “Pam bondeez nuts” or “Pure From Concentrate Camp” or something. Still corny regardless.

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

thank you for following the law and getting your concealed carry permit. Your good citizen reward is getting jumped and then executed in the middle of the street by a roving gang of diabetic high school dropouts

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

@leahetc_ Yeezus

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

@leahetc_

[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Democratic senator tweeting “well THAT just happened” after Trump proclaims the indefinite cancellation of the 2028 election

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Socially anxious guy at strip club: Dude I think this stripper hates me

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

@InslowRake Philosopher 🙏

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

@MitchellWalsmi1 I have no idea which sticker you’re talking about they have never successfully delivered anything to me 😭

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

When I was 15 I ordered something from anti social social club and it never showed up. In retrospect one of the luckiest moments of my life

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

@leahetc_ Shit sounds like an iann dior song

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

@leahetc_ This has the same vibe as 2019ish “melodic rap” when they would just throw trap drums on a four chord loop, whine a little, and call it a day

[Dan Campbell @jsusername_]

Friends with kids in your early twenties means wholeheartedly describing a toddler as “lowkey having that shit on”