koi-koi

Rank 1 F/UC player in Uruguay, number 1 Gaius Worzel fan

[koi-koi @MitsuViolento]

2026 Media thread:

[Somos o São Paulo Futebol Clube @BuzCasSPFC]

Vc vê que o futebol está inflacionado quando é mais barato matar o Presidente dos EUA do que contratar um zagueiro razoável

[koi-koi @MitsuViolento]

it was bound to happen one day

[unreal @crisaIida]

BROMA PESADA A INGLATERRA LO INVITAMOS A TOMAR TÉ Y SOLO LE DAMOS LECHE

[Lynn @sillynnraccoon]

the way this can be canon now

[pionono bar @pippio_]

+scaloni que opina de cómo jugó su selección?

-vos viste lo negros que son? son muy negros

+no pero scalo-

-no les importa nada si son unos negros

[Som I Serem FCB @Somhiseremfcb]

Bellingham, que no ha ganado nada esta temporada, va a enfrentarse a Mbappé, que tampoco ha ganado nada esta temporada, y se van a enfrentar el sábado para no ganar nada.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Moira @kicocrea]

NO DOY MÁS

[koi-koi @MitsuViolento]

blocking on sight if i see anyone shit on it, you can be my best friend of 17 years I'd still block you

[koi-koi @MitsuViolento]

hsr 4.4 man...

that was the best final stretch in any patch period, I'm physically agitated from the range of emotions it made me feel. Absolutely stellar man, I love this game so much it's unreal

[Lecco @Leccocerosiete]

no me falles Pérez el ratón

[Negro y de Peñarol ™ @negroydecap]

Recontra merecido triunfo de Argentina
Inglaterra pecho frio
Muslera hijo de puta

[ENBAJA @enbajafutbol]

SCALONI NUNCA PENSÉ PEDIRTE ESTO PERO POR FAVOR MOLINA X MONTIEL UNA ÚLTIMA VEZ

[gerard @geraaarrd]

El primer tiempo de Francia contra España

[HaterCazéTv @HaterCazeTV]

“64 SELEÇÕES??? VÃO MATAR O FUTEBOL”

Eu as 2 da manhã assistindo pornô trans:

#HaterCazeTv

[TIPITO CLIPS @pelucamiller]

Mbappe: Jugué mal a propósito.

[natalia @DAMIANISM0]

unai simon si fuera youtuber: acompañame a dar una vuelta por el campo de juego y saludar a mis compañeros (DEJO LA PORTERIA SOLA ‼️😱😱)

[Palito @xmilianx_]

Sin Saliba termina un mal PT