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I think I accidently grew old. Proud father of three! The original me. Accept no substitute!

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@AirwingMarine Imagine how that kids mom feel. Constant whining and shouting from the basement.

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@hicasamadim It’s 72

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@indierob9 If you can’t afford to pay your staff, get off your ass and serve people yourself. Or don’t run a restaurant 🤷‍♂️

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@Pestily Be honest, you were playing with one of Parmesans reduced delay nades, weren’t you?

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@QueenAnticommie If you can’t afford to pay your staff, work the shifts yourself.

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@Babywwir Never used a fax machine. So 19

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@aarohiyadav100 9119011

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@Y_entertain @HumansNoContext 60065 = boobs

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@Beno10_MFC 8

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@Simi_2210_ 400 - b is 20

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@RooftopAssyrian @DanQuaye22 @Osint613 Tronald Dump?

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@Osint613 Imagine knowing basic grade school math and having to stand there and smile and nod to the endless stupidity. Just to appease the toddler 🤦‍♂️

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@kat_maryb Leftover bacon is a myth I think. I’ve never experienced it 🤷‍♂️

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@engineers_feed 30+55 is what my brain spat out

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@16barsgame I’m more of a metalhead, but I suppose Anthrax’ I’m the man can sort of fall under the category of Rap. The first and only ‘Rap’ album I own

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@MbarkCherguia I’d shove him the fuck out of the way. Accidentally of course. Like, I tripped or something.

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@loqzfv3x @PoliceThePolic1 Anyone threatening someone with blowing their heads off definitely IS a bad person.

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@lady_valor_07 I'm speeding towards a cardiac arrest. Don't give a fuck about fries

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@kumxem Women aren’t the same thing anymore because of their own body and body shape they just have a more normal way to look and act and look and feel and look and act different than the rest and they are just different and they don’t even have the right way of thinking about their body

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@ochocinco Id just let her do her thing. She knows what she’s doing. I’d ask her to explain it to you if you really want to know