Naif Bartlett

The therapist pumping through your Twitters, delivering just what you need (mostly retired now though sry)

Mizzou '14

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@TremaineWilker1 @Coach_Dresmith @CBiegel8 @AGGIES_HC_Belt @Coach_Welty @JakeKates45 @Buckner8Taylor I gotta assume Donndre just lost his entire life savings betting on the Chiefs, since he was so sure about the script and his ref conspiracy. We should be nice to him rn, he's going through a lot

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@Coach_Dresmith @TremaineWilker1 @CBiegel8 @Coach_Welty These have been the most fun sports years of my life, and never thought KC would get to a dynasty level of having whole-ass conspiracies. Please God Mizzou next. This shit is so entertaining haha keep it coming (see a therapist if it's affecting your life tho, ZERO shame in that)

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@Coach_Dresmith @Coach_Welty @CBiegel8 @JakeKates45 Haha the hater status comes from telling those who are lifelong fans that they're suddenly bandwagon fans cause their team is good. Last night's non-call was bad tho. Refs tried to make up for it after, but impossible to make up a missed end zone call. Should be able to challenge

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@spann @topgolf @TopgolfKC

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@BuffaloBills ❤️

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@Coach_Dresmith @DKSportsbook @Coach_Welty https://t.co/Tp4nVER8DY good options on there if you wanna get it all out. People might say BetterHelp is better but the marketing is rigged

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@edsbs indeed

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@Coach_Dresmith https://t.co/dyQrCMhtpJ side picked, but hater dre gonna keep trying 😂 still love you man

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Found two sets of #Royals fans from around MO in Mexico. We haven't even been here 8 hours yet. BLESS. #ForeverRoyal @Royals

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@Coach_Dresmith Lmao this was a sarcastic tweet, I absolutely hate the Cardinals

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"I'm sick of the Chiefs"

Real fans know. THIS FEELS SO GOOD

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The @Chiefs:

1970-2018: 0 Super Bowl appearances in 49 seasons
2019-2023: 3 Super Bowl titles in 5 seasons

They're the first team in MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL history to go 45+ seasons without reaching the championship round and then win 3+ championships in 5 seasons immediately after.

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@Coach_Dresmith No they didn't haha, but I'm glad there's at least a game like this where you can't claim it

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@Coach_Dresmith REFS THO?!?!?!

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@Coach_Dresmith Just remember all the calls in the first half if something happens to even it out here!

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@Coach_Dresmith waiting for your narrative!

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@_ahodgson92

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While visiting my aunt, I tried to teach her parrot to say "M-I-Z." Instead it appears I've left him with an existential crisis. Welcome to Mizzou fandom.

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@alexdostaler I meant other than against league MVP finalists in raucous environments

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Six straight times playing for the AFC Championship. Four Super Bowl appearances in five years. I will never ever ever take this feeling for granted. Just wish Mahomes could win on the road in the playoffs

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@Coach_Dresmith From 3 months ago: Josh Allen had received 30 RTP calls in 88 games. Mahomes had received 20 in 94 games. You can also just research it https://t.co/ZL9TfslJKe

At some point you've gotta realize some of your conspiracy takes are so outta pocket 😂 best team in the AFC once again