Matthias |-/

[josh dun @joshuadun]

this is a nice way to find out i’m still in the band

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

@elonmusk I promise I’ll play my favorite song in a Tesla with the volume at 11 if you give me one.

I want to see. I want to feel.

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

@abbsboyd Me, first chance I get when I can finally ride with you again

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

That’s pretty much what happened

[kay 🇵🇸 @MLSmith0220]

@Mjsmith_2 is a simp

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

me: ...

my 7 y/o brother: hmm, you’ve got some juicy calves

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🦌

[josh dun @joshuadun]

when i have kids,
for girls’ names either
-Litney, Memelie or Juulie

for boys’ names either
-Cancelvester, Troel or Stan

?

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

hippity hoppity make area 51 public property

[James @CaucasianJames]

i don’t think alex morgan is actually married i think she just made that up so i’d stop messaging her

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

@pray4ianG blew a 3-0 lead in the wii sports baseball World Series

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

@gjamisonm 2020: Garrett Miller is ranked 897th

[jonah @_justjonah]

Your 8 year old cousin showing you what he did in Minecraft https://t.co/51ebFjgd09

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

Raptors in six

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

★★★★☆
Avengers: Endgame was the best movie I’ve seen so far this year! I would give it 10 stars if I could.

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

If you understand: subscribe to @pewdiepie
If you don’t understand: subscribe to @pewdiepie

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

Expectations vs. Reality

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

@ThePhatHippie12 Come to Troy. That might help a little

[Matthias |-/ @Mjsmith_2]

Five of the most painful things in the world:

5. Childbirth
4. Trigeminal Neuralgia
3. Second degree burns
2. Bullet ant stings
1. Taking a shower with turf burn