Mike Langan

Comedian, Video Production, New Media Comedy @MikeLanganComedy on IG

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Musical Monday’s- former students. @WWEBrayWyatt #wwe @wwe #tripleh @TripleH #BrayWyatt #raw #SmackDownLIVE #thefiend

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I don’t care who owns twitter. No one likes my jokes anyway. #ElonMuskBuyTwitter #ElonMusk

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The priest messed up the wording in Latin. If the wording mattered, shouldn’t it be in Aramaic? #Christianity #baptism

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Everyone posting saying “I understood the assignment” failed out of high school. #theassignment

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@GeniaStarcev 😂😂😂

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@JoeyShakez How do you say that

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I’m pretty much just bland and white. I did the ancestry test and it just sent over a sack of potatoes and a kilt. #irish #scottish #ancestors

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My allergies are so bad I stole my nephews bib and have been shooting snot rockets in there all day. #allergies #allergyseason

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Roe VS Wade is a historic court case we still talk about. Roe actually had the baby during the court case.
Imagine being the kid growing up and having to deal with your momma going to court just to get rid you. #roevswade #abortion #abortionishealthcare

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Girls don’t want the vaccine because they don’t want to get “stuck with a needle” and wait 15 mins. But they’ll get stuck by “ Needle Dick Rick” and get kicked out immediately afterwards. #CovidVaccine #JokeoftheDay #Pfizer #vaccine

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Living with a girl is just going “when did we get this pillow” several times a month.

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@iamcolinquinn thanks for the laughs! @StressFactoryCT

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@OpieRadio @ParisHilton Take it in stride. I’m 3 days this will be forgotten when someone falls on tiktok and it’s the latest trend

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“Winter tips for your car” #WINTER #winterstorm2021 #SnowStorm2021 #tipsandtricks #comedy

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@iamcolinquinn

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Colin Quinn’s “Red State Blue State” front row 2 years ago ⁦@iamcolinquinn⁩ #redstatebluestate #colinquinn

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I’m still waiting on Hasbro to become Hasperson
#Hasbro #potatohead #ToyStory #hasbropulse #jokes

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Palm reading is the only taxable handjob you can get in the USA. #palmreading #psychic #handjob #erotica #jokes

[Mike Langan @Mlangana]

Colin Quinn’s “Red State Blue State” front row 2 years ago ⁦@iamcolinquinn⁩ #redstatebluestate #colinquinn

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“Informative winter updates” @ Hoboken, New Jersey https://t.co/RZoORlvhru

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Being informative for the winter @ Hoboken, New Jersey https://t.co/RjY5lgeeRs

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#WannaGetAway to somewhere warm like Texas where I can get in my speedo but I’d probably get icicles on my ballbag. #TexasBlackout #houstonfreeze