Mma

That girl who says the things everyone is thinking…😹

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Gravity is just a suggestion. 🔥
Full send up a vertical wall in the heart of the city

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[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Congratulations in advance on finding your ideal man

[Adanne Cynthia Agwu @OfficialAdcy]

I will be 30 in a few days and I honestly think I am done with my fair share of romantic entanglements.

So I have decided that I might actually put my womb up for a very special kind of surrogacy.

I am looking for a man who wants children but is self aware enough to know that he isn't interested in, or isn't able to provide, the emotional and romantic companionship that comes with a conventional marriage.

Gay men who want to be fathers are welcome. So are men who know themselves well enough to say, I can be a good father, but I am probably not the man you should marry if what you need is a deeply emotional romantic partnership.

The financial arrangement I have in mind is ₦60 million ( if you offer me more, I go collect) throughout the pregnancy period, whether we are having one or two babies.
That arrangement would also cover the IVF process, appropriate genetic testing , embryo sex selection, as well as the cost of giving birth abroad.
My preferred options would be Canada, Brazil or Mexico, subject to medical advice, immigration requirements and whatever arrangements are legally possible at the time.

You are getting an intelligent, ambitious, financially independent and sexually responsible woman who has spent enough time building herself to understand what she wants from life.

I am well travelled, I care deeply about education and exposure, I value good manners and emotional intelligence, and I would raise our children with a lot of love without forgetting that children also need structure.

And yes, I am aware that I come with a certain amount of beauty and trophy wife aesthetics.

I also think our children would have a very interesting childhood because I am the type of mother who would rather expose them to the world than raise them believing that life begins and ends within the four walls of their house.

But the most important part of this arrangement is the father.

I am not looking for somebody to donate sperm and disappear, I want a present father.

If we bring children into this world together, I expect you to actually be a father from the moment they are born until they are adults.

I want someone who will know their personalities, attend their school events, be involved in their education, celebrate their birthdays, answer their calls, show up when things are difficult and remain present as they grow.

I am not interested in explaining to our children that their father loves them but is just not around.

There would also need to be a proper conversation about finances, parenting, residence, education, healthcare, decision-making, travel, boundaries and every other thing that two people bringing children into the world should reasonably discuss.

And yes, my lawyers are on standby for that conversation.
Everything would have to be properly discussed, medically supervised and legally documented.

This is probably the most unconventional thing I have ever posted and let me make something very clear before somebody misunderstands this arrangement: I am not asking anybody to be my lover.

There will be no expectation that we date, fall in love, move in together or pretend to be a couple for the sake of the children.

We would know exactly why we are coming together, agree on what our responsibilities are and maintain a healthy relationship as co-parents.
You don't have to desire me romantically to respect me as the mother of your children, and I don't have to be your lover to respect you as their father.

So there is a man somewhere who wants to be a father, knows himself well enough to know what he can and cannot offer romantically, wants to be fully present in his children's lives and is financially and emotionally prepared for the responsibility...

Well, my lawyers are waiting.
Here is my email: [email protected]

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

@OfficialAdcy Congratulations in advance on finding the ideal man

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

It’s not my business, but why do you want more than 4 kids.
Put me through your thought process real quick. Before I use this plank.

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Someone said she’d was 16yrs old,and I replied “ so you were born in 2005?” but she said “No,I was born in 2010”

Now I need a moment because whaaat

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Especially men

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

Some people have mastered the art of looking extremely busy while doing absolutely nothing.

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

@theladymotara Especially men

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Why should I leave him,when he didn’t rape or force him self on you,so I should leave him,so you win

I will marry him to deal with you and still deal with him after marrying him😹

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

If I’m getting married to a man today and different women started posting receipts of their chats with him,with evidence that he either slept with them or initiated what ever that led to the next thing.

I am not leaving him,Except I do no love him that much

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Take am play first

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

You see say na pidgin obasanjo take de answer those questions

Cut and join pidgin self

Poor pikin and phonetic nonsense with empty pocket tueh

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

@Mi_Zu_Ki_20 Yes

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Married women smh 🤦

I should bow and greet you because you are married?

Even when it’s evident that I senior your mama?

Wow

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

2026 saturdays are almost finished

Where are you currently

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

In 2018, Malaysian woman Nurul Syazwani’s husband was left severely disabled after a car accident.

For the next six years, she became his primary caregiver.

Guess what,he left her and married another woman shortly after recovering ❤️‍🩹

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Help a sister

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Girl to girl:
May our purse 👛 be full enough to afford everything we screenshot

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

@Msmenalicious I don’t have money for subscriptions yet,but Omoh is this not too much?

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

Tell me the Christian theory you believe %100 in. I’m not talking about “anxiety is a demon”. I mean something crazy you know you cannot prove but strongly believe in

[Mma @Mmasiolu_]

I’ve tried vitamins,magnesium,exercise,quitting sugar,sleeping for 8hrs,therapy and touching grass but nothing makes me happier than spending a man’s money