Megan McGraw

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[Shakopee HS Girls Soccer @SHSSaberSoccer]

🚨Shakopee Girls HS Game Day Schedules🚨

Who’s ready for HS Season?!?!

Here’s a look at the schedules for the upcoming season for all 4 teams this fall‼️

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WEMBY EJECTED AFTER ELBOWING NAZ REID 😳

Victor Wembanyama received a flagrant-2 after elbowing Naz Reid in the second quarter of Game 4 vs. Minnesota.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

For the first time since 2015…

The Minnesota Wild have WON a playoff series

[ESPN @espn]

OH MAMA DON'T YOU CRY 🦅

USA HOCKEY IS GOLDEN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🥇🇺🇸

[Minnesota Baseball Association @MinnBaseball]

@shakopeeindians @LogatorBaseball Shakopee goes yard again, cuts the lead to 5-3 after 5 1/2.
@shakopeeindians 3, @LogatorBaseball 5

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

"It's an offensive league. ... There's no rules to help the defense in the NFL. You can get away with that and call it an incomplete pass." @OmahaProd

—Bill Belichick on Matthew Stafford's incomplete pass.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

The Camp Rock celly though...

#ProBowlVote this defense 😤
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[Shakopee Baseball @shakopeeindians]

We win 11 zip in 7 innings tonight to clinch the 2 seed in @section3B - Jaden, Ege, Vinny & Griff combo on the 4 hit shutout. Cade, Joe & Kolin get 2 hits. Cade adds a homer and 4 ribs to earn Jobu POG & pink pad. Playoffs start Sunday @JSchlepStadium at 2 pm vs @chanredbirds

[Shakopee Baseball @shakopeeindians]

We get the 7-6 walkoff winner tonight! Vinny dices for 7, allowing 2 hits, a run with 10 K's. Imdieke snags the W with a quick 9th. Cade paces O with 3 hits & 4 ribs a day after his 21st birthday. Roder smacks 2 hits plus 2 ribs. Jobu POG goes to Cade. Thuringer the walkoff.

[Dalton Risner @Dalton_Risner66]

I’m BACK!!!!

[GopherHole.com @GopherHole]

When a four year old doesn’t get ice cream at Valleyfair. https://t.co/7G6IlByS4h

[Barflaan Tedoe 🇱🇷 @The_Barftender]

WHEN I SEND YOU THIS MEAN THIS SHIT AINT OVER

[Ella Mullenbach @EllaMullenbach]

God is so good. #committed 💙💛

@mikemillsnc @MankatoWestGBB @MNRiseGirls @JrAllStarMN @PGHMinnesota @FiveStateHoops @NIACCTrojans @CoachVaught @Dustin_Wright5

[Kendrick Perkins @KendrickPerkins]

Man these MF Wolves ain’t hungry. They’re STARVING!!!! Jesus Christ

[Ben Goessling @BenGoessling]

Watching a Minnesota team do this is like an out of body experience.

[John Rich🇺🇸 @johnrich]

Why did God create evil? A professor at the university asked his students the following question:
- Everything that exists was created by God?
One student bravely answered:
- Yes, created by God.
- Did God create everything? - a professor asked.
“Yes, sir,” replied the student.
The professor asked :
- If God created everything, then God created evil, since it exists. And according to the principle that our deeds define ourselves, then God is evil.
The student became silent after hearing such an answer. The professor was very pleased with himself. He boasted to students for proving once again that faith in God is a myth.
Another student raised his hand and said:
- Can I ask you a question, professor?
"Of course," replied the professor.
A student got up and asked:
- Professor, is cold a thing?
- What kind of question? Of course it exists. Have you ever been cold?
Students laughed at the young man's question. The young man answered:
- Actually, sir, cold doesn't exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is actually the absence of heat. A person or object can be studied on whether it has or transmits energy.
Absolute zero (-460 degrees Fahrenheit) is a complete absence of heat. All matter becomes inert and unable to react at this temperature. Cold does not exist. We created this word to describe what we feel in the absence of heat.
A student continued:
- Professor, does darkness exist?
— Of course it exists.
- You're wrong again, sir. Darkness also does not exist. Darkness is actually the absence of light. We can study the light but not the darkness. We can use Newton's prism to spread white light across multiple colors and explore the different wavelengths of each color. You can't measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into the world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you tell how dark a certain space is? You measure how much light is presented. Isn't it so? Darkness is a term man uses to describe what happens in the absence of light.
In the end, the young man asked the professor:
- Sir, does evil exist?
This time it was uncertain, the professor answered:
- Of course, as I said before. We see him every day. Cruelty, numerous crimes and violence throughout the world. These examples are nothing but a manifestation of evil.
To this, the student answered:
- Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist for itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is like darkness and cold—a man-made word to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is not faith or love, which exist as light and warmth. Evil is the result of the absence of Divine love in the human heart. It’s the kind of cold that comes when there is no heat, or the kind of darkness that comes when there’s absence of light.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Hey kids, don’t ever mix your 7th COVID Booster with Bud Light.

Or else you’ll end your career on national TV.

What a disgrace this guy is.

[Jason Harmon @JasonHarmonNFL]

Okay fine give him the Ohtani contract

[Shakopee HS Girls Hockey - Center Ice Club @SabersCIC]

With heavy hearts and profound sadness we share that our teammate, Mikayla McCarvel, passed away last night. Please keep her family, friends, teammates, coaches and all that knew her in your prayers.

[Sleep Deprived Nick @NickLewis37]

At least the Vikings ruined your Saturday instead of your Sunday.