Strawberry Plains Patisserie

Southern Desserts for Godless Liberals

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Spooky cream puffs for @CworthDynamics birthday! When your birthday is October, Friday the 13th, you have to lean into it.

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Birthday cake request, "Victorian Funeral." Cameos are molded candy melt, poured and colored/antiqued/finished by @CworthDynamics

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Game day fortifications:

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If you're wondering (you're not), the one in the middle has very little sugar in it, because @CworthDynamics put it in his coffee.

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What happens when you toast sugar instead of caramelize it? It becomes a 1:1 replacement for white granulated sugar, but with a deeper flavor and less sweetness!

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Birthday gift from @KayteSabicer! I've never felt more seen.

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Merry Christmas, y'all!

[Strawberry Plains Patisserie @MmmmPie]

While the biscuit should have had more surface area for squishing, homemade marshmallows are fantastic and Hershey's is trash. I said what I said.

[Dr. Coleman wants #insulin4all @ginger_annEdD]

Who is working on the Great British Baking show this year? A s’more is NOT dark chocolate, a digestive biscuit, and Italian meringue FFS. It’s Hershey milk chocolate, Graham crackers, & fucking toasted/burnt marshmallows! I’m raging. #GBBO #smores

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Surprise pumpkin cupcakes with cream cheese frosting for @rebeccawatson's birthday. The answer to life, the universe, and everything is obviously cupcakes.

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Birthday request by @CworthDynamics was for cream puffs instead of birthday cake. I bumped it up a bit with Choux au Craquelin with Crème Pâtissière (pastry cream). I'm still not convinced craquelin is not black magic. Happy birthday, Sean!

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@arielwaldman I wanted to mail you some cookies, but @CworthDynamics told me they wouldn't get to you until they were old cardboard (like a postcard!). So anyway, Imma send you some flipflops.

[Strawberry Plains Patisserie @MmmmPie]

That's pretty much how it started and how it's going.

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

My first reaction when receiving news of any kind from a friend or loved one is to make them a pie. Promotion? Pie. Breakup? Pie. Having a baby? Pie. Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women? You guessed it, pie.

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It's Muffin Mednesday! Had some frozen blackberries and frozen cranberries left over from various projects, so I put them in a muffin together. Stay tuned for edibility, but they look and smell delicious!

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Cookies

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I don't know what's happening, but I want in.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Guess what?! My Baking Collection with @RealDuncanHines is still available. Treat yourself to something sweet, you deserve it! 💕https://t.co/ggB0FNDDGo

[Strawberry Plains Patisserie @MmmmPie]

My contribution to this year's @SiliConSJ is bringing @donttrythis and the @testedcom crew some gingersnaps at their booth. After @CworthDynamics checked them for quality, of course.

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Chicken pot pie! Went with a whole wheat crust, which holds up better against soggy filling, and adds a nuttier flavor.

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Went with three fillings: lemon curd, chocolate crémeux, and crème pâtissière

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Had an order for a few dozen fruit tarts for a baby shower this weekend. Spent a couple of days on them, they turned out well, and I managed to not take a single photo. This is from the host!

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@KayteSabicer @Caglesworth Chocolate chip cookies can cure anything. Fact.