Laura Reynolds

All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich.
I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich. - Liz Lemon

[Laura Reynolds @MoArGirl]

You haven't known true suffering until you are trapped in a salon chair with wet hair, completely unable to escape while the opening snare hits of "One Headlight" start playing. I survived, but at what cost? 🪫💀

[Laura Reynolds @MoArGirl]

Title: Can I Destroy This?

[Laura Reynolds @MoArGirl]

The world has lost some of its sparkle today. RIP Dolly Parton.

["Mad Cat" Cattis @GeneralCattis]

For those that live with white cats, the #SeasonOfTheWitch means investing in extra lint rollers

[Simon's Cat 🐾 @SimonsCat]

Let me mess this up for you!

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Larry the cat awaited his seventh British Prime Minister, Andy Burnham, at 10 Downing Street on Monday morning.

The tabby cat, who bears the official title Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office, has lived at 10 Downing Street since 2011. During that time, six British prime ministers have quit — the highest rate of political turnover in almost two centuries.

[LBJ Library @LBJLibrary]

#OTD: 63 years ago today, #Blanco, one of #LBJ's many beloved dogs, was born. 🐶

Born on 07/19/63, Blanco was given to the Johnsons that December by a young girl. Before leaving the #WhiteHouse, they placed him with a couple in Kentucky, where he lived until his passing in 1974.

[KATV News @KATVNews]

Does Hallie Shoffner think ICE should be defunded?

Here's her answer.

[Laura Reynolds @MoArGirl]

I dropped a cat treat down the vent and Robert pulled the cover to save it.

[Laura Reynolds @MoArGirl]

Goldie is the GOAT when it comes to firefighting goats!

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Firefighters putting out the Rock Creek Fire in Colorado had an unexpected helper on Friday — a local goat named "Goldie." Fire department officials in Colorado Springs and Castle Rock say Goldie assisted the crews in clearing the flammable brush by eating it. Goldie was also caught on camera trying to keep up with a fire truck.

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Went outside today.

1. It’s too hot.
2. It’s too expensive.
3. There’s too many people.

Do not recommend.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

LBJ signs Civil Rights Act, today 1964:

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

“How many windows did you wash today?”

“One” 😂

[Today In History @URDailyHistory]

6 June 1799: American #Revolutionary War #hero and Founding Father Patrick #Henry dies at the age of 63. He is maybe most famous for his "Give me liberty or give me death" speech. #PatrickHenry #History #OTD #ad https://t.co/d7oUCdTy9v

[National Air and Space Museum @airandspace]

20 years ago today, the Virgin Atlantic Global Flyer arrived to join our collection. Piloted by Steve Fossett, it completed the first nonstop, solo flight around the world without refueling in 2005. It is on display at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center: https://t.co/2AOQLa6M8Q