MoMster Mayhem

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[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

Hey @GOP hmm. #MichaelFlynn going down and your tax plan that will give us an additional 1 TRILLION dollars to the deficit. When will you stop putting party first? Oh wait. #ElectionDay2018 bye bye! #suckers

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

Oh boy. Think @RealDTrump2k16 is shaking in his boots and sweating so bad that his orange makeup is running down his face? He should be! #LockHimUp #LockThemAllUp https://t.co/D2NR0OABs4

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

Gee whiz. Why is anyone shocked? Oh right. This MUST be #fakenews https://t.co/iq8tkibkYg

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

1. George Papadopoulos
2. Paul Manafort
3. Rick Gates
4. Michael Flynn

Flynn is now the 4th Trump team member to be charged with a crime.

[Zelda Zonk @tikibetty]

Fox News right now covering Michael Flynn

[Adam Smith @asmith83]

I mashed up Michael Flynn's perp walk with audio of him leading a "lock her up" chant.

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

#LockHimUp there ya go. The first of many have fallen. Sit back, relax, this is going to be awesome. Bye bye! https://t.co/KmyV2Zc5xU

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Former Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn is charged with making false statements to the FBI.

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

@SenJohnMcCain I had high hopes for you. Why are you selling out?? Isn't the economy doing fine? Didn't our president just boast about the DOW breaking records because of him? Don't you mean tax relief to rich families? #PuttingPartyaheadofcountry

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

#ThursdayThoughts perhaps the POTUS should learn to spell and take grammar lessons before he criticizes other leaders. Hmmmm

[Marc Perrone ✊🇺🇸🇨🇦 @Marc_Perrone]

It started as a Tax Cut - Now it:

📌Raises Taxes on Middle Class
📌Increases Debt
📌Hurts Small Businesses
📌Kills Healthcare for Millions
📌Slashes Medicaid & Medicare
📌Increases cost of Higher Education
📌Tax Breaks for Private Jets
📌Taxes your 401k

#1u #ThursdayThoughts

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

16 women who were sexually assaulted by Donald Trump are telling their story in this one video.

RETWEET this if you agree it’s time for Trump to be held accountable for his sex crimes. #TrumpResign #AMJoy

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

Exactly. https://t.co/hPO0lsoLp5

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

Donald Trump's 16 Accusers:
Kristin Anderson
Lisa Boyne
Rachel Crooks
Tasha Dixon
Jessica Drake
Jill Harth
Cathy Heller
Samantha Holvey
Ninni Laaksonen
Jessica Leeds
Mindy McGillivray
Cassandra Searles
Natasha Stoynoff
Temple Taggart
Karena Virginia
Summer Zervos

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

@realDonaldTrump @nytimes @foxandfriends Why capitalize Rogue? Did you fail grammar in elementary school? #FirstAmendmentisAlive

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

@realDonaldTrump Donald Trump. The abuser of the English language by way of superlatives. Make it stop! #Americaisnotgreatagain #InowHateTheWordGreat

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

Anyone else obsessed with the @hallmarkchannel during Christmas time? I mean, it's everything. Love!

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

Yessssss 🙌🏻! #somanythough 😂 https://t.co/fMw8rUqElq

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Time Magazine needs to create a Fuckhead of the Year issue.

[americanair @AmericanAir]

@MoMsterMayhem We love our traveling families and we're so happy they enjoyed the flight. We can't wait to see you guys on board again soon!

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

Thank you @AmericanAir for putting screens on the backs of the seats! Just got off an Orlando-LAX flight! I asked the gate agent if we had screens, he said no! Kids melted down, only to get on the plane to the sweet sight of screens! Thanks for making the 5+ hour flight fab!

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

It’s been a while….. https://t.co/LxcFaZITVQ

[MoMster Mayhem @MoMsterMayhem]

Um- twinsies? I think not. Thinking Trump looks like a cheeto? Oh hell yes. 😂 #huckabee https://t.co/syUSbg2EaI

[Cyrus McQueen @CyrusMMcQueen]

The only person Sarah Huckabee Sanders should be tryin to protest is whoever did her makeup...