Muhammad Noorgat

Notorious scallywag

[Busy Bear Lagoa🩷💜🩵 @Ursoocupado]

Obito and Madara are lucky Kurama managed to kill Minato, if that didn't happened their little Akatsuki endeavor wouldn't last a week.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

“However, I know I'll be at the ceremony one way or another – in person or in spirit.”

[Stack @StarSly_0]

Andor will forever be a masterpiece.

[nuz @punishednuz]

the flash of red from the blaster illuminating the enraged look on the other half of his face for only a second #takemeback #imbricked

[Sauron💍🗡️ @Gurren69420]

"Months don't have a sound"

October 2022 :

[M🍥 @Mo_utdred]

Bruno when he sees Rashford with the number 9 wearing gloves against Everton.

[Tshenolo PI @TshenoloPi]

We just finished a phone call with Mr. Chauke, the elderly man who was brutally attacked and stripped of his dignity by a group of school-going bullies yesterday. A case is being registered as we speak, and we will begin our work. They will learn to respect the elderly.

After this, we’re going to the Soshanguve bullies. Then, we’ll rush to the one from Rustenburg noord who swears and promises to beat old people unless they let him assault them.

Asdlali la.

Let's work 💪🏿 🙌🏿

[captain Db 🇮🇹 @GokuMars9]

Il a pas dit 1 mot,il a posé son sabre,il a étaler 3 vices capitaines avec un coup par personne
Pas vu ca depuis goku face au commando Gynue

[َ🧁 @1auvender]

i understand why he did this

[member of Hamas🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 @kwets11]

They didn’t do their research, When it comes to Digital banking South Africa outranks first world countries, only Singapore beats SA in this. The system here was simply too advanced, M-Pesa was solving a problem that doesn’t exist in South Africa.

[𝑪𝑯𝑹𝑰𝑺 @ChrisSays01]

EX-FOOTBALLERS WHO TALKED DOWN ON RONALDO... A QUICK CHECK

• Jay Jay Okocha – “Ronaldo is just a goalscorer like Haaland.”

He spent his prime doing step-overs at Bolton Wanderers for a relegated side. 0 UCLs. 0 League titles. 0 Ballon d’ors. 0 CAF Player of the Year. While promoting betting sites for his fellow Nigerians after retirement. 🤡

• Thierry Henry – questioned a 41-year-old Ronaldo at the World Cup.

A pundit with a very short memory. Ronaldo dunked on him.

• Wayne Rooney – called Ronaldo an “unwanted distraction.”

40 years old. Got sacked by Derby, Birmingham and Plymouth. Currently unemployed in football. Retired at 32 while Ronaldo is still playing at 41.

The jealousy jumped out and never went back in. 😭

• John Obi Mikel – questioned Ronaldo’s relevance.

Spent his entire career sitting so deep nobody noticed him. Trophy cabinet: one Europa League and a Chinese Super League medal.

Talking about Ronaldo is the most attention he’s received since he retired. 💀

• Eden Hazard – made digs at Ronaldo’s longevity.

Signed by Real Madrid for €100m as Ronaldo’s replacement. 76 games. 7 goals. Retired at 32 because his own body gave up on him before his contract did.

The audacity is actually impressive. 😭

• Zlatan Ibrahimovic – downplayed Ronaldo’s career.

His biggest trophy came in Ligue 1. Built an entire personality on arrogance and couldn’t back it up in a single Champions League final.

• Jamie Carragher – Ronaldo’s loudest critic on Sky Sports.

Mourinho publicly said he’s not in the top 1,000 defenders in football history. Ronaldo walked straight past him on live TV and refused to shake his hand. 😭

The man they all talked about ?

41 years old.
976 goals.
5 UCLs.
5 Ballon d’ors.
Still playing.
Just got married.

Every. Single. One. of. Them. retired before him.

THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!🐐

[🐐🇵🇹 @snt_gael]

This account btw. Whenever they notice a slight disrespect towards Ronaldo. They are always first to remind the clowns.

Respect 🫡

[Urbanowa【THIS MIRROR WEIGHS A TON ☎️📹】🍂💙🖤🔥🦋 @Urbanowa22]

😭😭😭😭

[LIMOBLAZE OMO JESU @Limoblaze]

Has Ronaldo ever had a game so bad that his fans were convinced some cartel kidnapped his family and forced him to have such a bad game? 😭😭😭

[n e e d y @CallHimGoat]

FINAL BOSS 🐐

[Darkraimola 🍏🎒 @TheDarkraimola]

Lo de las familias amenazadas es peak esquizofrenia absoluta porque creer eso implica asumir que el Dibu DESEABA la muerte de todos los seres queridos de su equipo y estaba dispuesto a esforzarse como nunca para lograrlo.

[🥷🏽 @YRNBrxnt_]

Let the world know a 40yo Ronaldo is the reason why Spain didn't 3peat International trophies.🐐

[#INEOSout @utdcr7_]

Ronaldo actually played better against Spain than messi lmaoo. Portuguese players need to be beaten up