Maureen

May your tears come from laughing you find friends worth having with every year passing they mean more than gold

[Maureen @MoRandall]

I just wrote a review on cooling https://t.co/vIxBPoxy36 via @yotpo

[Maureen @MoRandall]

I’m absolutely obsessed with Function of Beauty’s customized shampoo + conditioner! Use my link and you’ll get $5 off your first purchase, not to mention a special thanks from me (I get $5 off too!) 😉 https://t.co/tLBSe6I2W9

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

High fives after sex >>>

[Maureen @MoRandall]

So like since Captain America retired can we finally get a Not Another Teen Movie 2 from @ChrisEvans or no?? #askingforthemillennials

[BrokewExpensiveTaste @BrokeandBougi3]

Summer Walker said, “I need some dick with no complications” is that shit even possible?

[Maureen @MoRandall]

But actually

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Boys be like “she thinks she’s my girlfriend because I text her every day and sleep over 3 times a week for the last 2 months. lmao grow up”

[Maureen @MoRandall]

@acrowley921 @budlight I’m just trying to get some endorsements over here!

[Maureen @MoRandall]

Starting to think I should get some sort of kick back from the amount of free advertising I give @budlight #budlight #deletethebeer

[Maureen @MoRandall]

@budlight

[Kyle @kkunta__]

I don't know who needs to hear this but stop getting your hopes up the minute someone shows the slightest bit of interest in you

[Maureen @MoRandall]

We may have been on @kaaaayyy bachelorette party but that doesn’t mean you can’t watch @NHLBruins hockey with pride in Florida #BecauseItsTheCup #Bruins #Boston #lfg #letsgo #didntmissagame @KayPXoXo

[Maureen @MoRandall]

Baby’s first #Wrestlemania35 #KOFIMANIA #WWE #NewDay @TrueKofi @WWE

[Maureen @MoRandall]

I may have had to work instead of going to #RAWBoston but I definitely have some good friends for sending me a picture of my absolute favorite while they were there @FinnBalor @WWE #cantbelieveimissedit #illbeatMITB #wwe #WWEBoston #finnbalor

[Maureen @MoRandall]

I feel like everyone should be required to play at least one team sport in life

[Roman Reigns @WWERomanReigns]

One last time. One last ride.
Brothers Forever. #WWEFastlane

[Maureen @MoRandall]

@IAMSUMMERWALKER @acrowley921 let me see your response(s)

[Maureen @MoRandall]

Ohh 3am we need to stop meeting like this

[Maureen @MoRandall]

Is @WindhorstESPN @JonahHill’s hill dad?? #askingforafriend

[Maureen @MoRandall]

@ChrisEvans my mini Captain America shares a birthday with the real life Captain America?? This is really the best day ever #cancersurvivor #secondbirthdaycancerfree #myfavoriteheroes #jameson #HappyBirthday #CaptainAmerica