Morgan Bacon

Get your money, money, cunty, hunty

[British Vogue @BritishVogue]

.@Beyonce is poised for her next evolution, one that promises vision, grace – and something a little bit extra... In the July 2022 issue of British Vogue, @Edward_Enninful meets a superstar, as Rafael Pavarotti captures the moment: https://t.co/pMpRP09hop

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Pleas watch this and RT it 1 million times. Thank you.

[Carlos A. Rodríguez @CarlosHappyNPO]

“There is something deeply hypocritical about praying for a problem you are unwilling to resolve.”

@MiroslavVolf

[Senate Democrats @SenateDems]

You need to watch this immediately.

—Sen. @GillibrandNY on Roe.

[Morgan Bacon @MoSizzlinBacon]

My brother just called me and asked where the toothpicks are in our childhood home that I haven’t lived in for 6 years like I would easily know where they are now?

The drawer next to the fridge.

[Morgan Bacon @MoSizzlinBacon]

Just listened to TOOL and now I can’t rest until I find a way to play Vicarious on Guitar Hero.

[Morgan Bacon @MoSizzlinBacon]

My brothers informed me they haven’t seen LOTR… not even that they just haven’t seen extended cut, like the entire thing. How did I fail so hard as the parent sibling?

[Morgan Bacon @MoSizzlinBacon]

Yeehawwww

[What We Do In The Shadows @theshadowsfx]

Top down, feel the wind in your hair, or if you're Colin Robinson, feel the wind in your scalp. #ShadowsFX is cruising back into your lives on Sep 2 and next day on #FXonHulu

[Morgan Bacon @MoSizzlinBacon]

This Greg fool has me upset. Boy is manipulative #TheBachelorette

[Morgan Bacon @MoSizzlinBacon]

When a Facebook memory pops up with a post you made about an extremely cringe belief you used to have

[Morgan Bacon @MoSizzlinBacon]

My husband just told me he saw a video about how to stick your chin out in photos to eliminate double chins.
Oh sweet summer child… I knew this long long ago when I was indoctrinated into woman-hood and took the blood oath to hate myself in photos 💜

[chalavaggio @CATCH20TWOS]

Y’ALL REALLY WASN’T THERE

[Morgan Bacon @MoSizzlinBacon]

I don’t know what to be more angry about:
1. You abandoning your state during an unprecedented snowstorm.
2. You taking your family and friends on a non essential trip to Cancun during a global pandemic???
3. Privilege, privilege, privilege.
4. The audacity.

[Morgan Chesky @BreakingChesky]

NEW: Senator Cruz releases statement regarding his recent trip to #Cancun. #NBCNews

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: Perseverance Rover claims it was just dropping off daughters on Mars

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In Texas, power grid failures have left more than 4 million people without power. The crisis highlighted a deeper warning for power systems throughout the U.S.: Unpredictable weather linked to global warming will likely push grids beyond their limits.
https://t.co/dizKEFA8e2

[julia @juliashiplett]

Womanhood in four frames ❤️

[Morgan Bacon @MoSizzlinBacon]

I hope @kellykeegs @BarstoolRia @BarstoolFran @BarstoolTrent never stop doing #CuttingStems ... like even into their 90s 😂
Best part of my Mondays.

[Deb Duncan @debraduncan]

Looking at my grandma’s yearbook from 1949 and Pat was...built differently