Hank Mardukas

[Mrs. Game & Watch @bunnywhitexoxo]

every 9/11 this is the only thing i can think about

[Hank Mardukas @MoTunyMoProblms]

States’ Rights only when it’s convenient for the argument I suppose?

[Hank Mardukas @MoTunyMoProblms]

Charlie St. Cloud should have been held responsible

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Despite a tough night, Russell Wilson still made sure to end his presser with a “Broncos Country, let’s ride.”

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

One minute you’re stealing a car, the next you’re being choked unconscious by a high schooler whispering “my pleasure” in your ear

[Hank Mardukas @MoTunyMoProblms]

@kathrynmcgrath_ It’s days like these I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder

[Hank Mardukas @MoTunyMoProblms]

@pzlr Murmur

[Hank Mardukas @MoTunyMoProblms]

@mitchellvernon_ There is no war in Ba Sing Se

[Hank Mardukas @MoTunyMoProblms]

@kathrynmcgrath_ I don’t have a resume. I was hoping this picture would represent the level of excellence I plan to bring to this job

[Jim Belushi @JimBelushi]

Tell your friends - Jim Belushi has that loud SKUNK!!

[Hank Mardukas @MoTunyMoProblms]

@kathrynmcgrath_ This innocuous tweet has sent me down a cinnamon shrimp spiral I may never recover from

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

🤗

[BlackHalt @BlackHalt]

Cat vs Dog challenge

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Some sports are slower. More about the strategy.

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

In honor of the #SpiderVerse sequel announcement, a reminder of the amazingness that is the "Leap of Faith" scene from the first movie.

[Hank Mardukas @MoTunyMoProblms]

@FeitsBarstool

[K. Cole @kycole486]

If you call it cornhole there’s an 85% chance you have a crush on your cousin