Moar Frac

The best idea an EOG geologist ever had. My tinder profile gives my cluster spacing. Unparalleled excel skills.
Microseismic connoisseur, reborn

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@NewsFinOil Then why hasn’t someone bout the alpine high? It’s just sitting there, waiting to drive waha negative for the next 20yrs…

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@Tejanobrown Why you only stripping at night?

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

I’ve got two tanks of 10lb and an air compressor and I know how to use em. This frac will never stop. Have called in @Tejanobrown to take over wireline, offered him unlimited ice packs for his ankle.

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@Tejanobrown Preheat the baby wipes for maximum effect

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@Tejanobrown @akt_211x Imagine saying you are an engineer without convincing the boss to shift the whole drilling program to 250’ spacing achieving 1.1x the recovery for 2x the cost.

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@Tejanobrown @AdamDuersteler No one on location dngaf like a crane operator, it’s a thing of beauty.

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@Tejanobrown If coil has been on location more than 24hrs a green hat will not do. Lure an office engineer to location, blame them severely and publicly, then things should return to normal.

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@ScottTheGeo @rocks_boffin Fracing lubricates Mother Earth, I give her a tickle and she squirts, I lay her down with a gen 5 EOG doozie and she shakes

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@Tejanobrown

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@rigfriends If you grab one with each hand it balances the load and prevents injury. Make sure your testosterone is above 600 before attempting

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@rocks_boffin Daylight Frac’s are back baby!

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

Saturday splash pad is open, come on down. Bring the kids.

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

Mixing up some earthquakes for #Rollcall

[𝙇𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙇𝙞𝙛𝙚 @LandmanLife]

🚨Friday Night #EFT RollCall🚨

$60.69 weekly close - $100 coming soon?

Who's on tonight, what're you drinking?!

RollCall will be live in Midland on 10/17, come join us!
@EnronChairman @StreetBomber @NewsFinOil @ManchesterUtd81 @wtxoil @RealPETE2020 @MOAR_Drilling @willrayvalentin @crudegusher @fracquiao

[RAWenergy @WAR527]

Heard in the oilfield today: "Please, lord of all that is energy, let us have one more boom, and we promise not to p**s it away"

Energy lord: "STFU. How many times have we been through this, where you promise discipline? I'm done with y'all. You're on your own now. Don't call again."

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

We are so back

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

Wireline crew laid off mid pad, shooting panel dead next morning

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@ShaleTier7 @TomLoughrey_LFE This is correct

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

Live shot of the rate @Tejanobrown kicks out shit posts

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@FracSlap @RG_Leachman @FracSlap finally smokes the pound by burning it in his grass powered car… tomorrow’s news today

[Moar Frac @MoarFrac]

@rocks_boffin Good Bull