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🐹 I've always wanted to be able to hear English and not understand it.

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🐡 If alien life is ever discovered, 'aliens don't exist' will become the new popular conspiracy theory

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💝 The "Try Again" button has never fixed any error I've had on a computer

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🎏 If you need to rush somwhere, carry a fire extinguisher. No one will stop somebody running with a fire extinguisher.

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🐱 "Quit your job and follow your dreams" only works because 99% of people won't do it.

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🐘 If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes

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🌍 Shouldn't the phrase "Drive it like you stole it" imply "Carefully, as to not attract any police attention"?

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🏻 Feeling numb is an oxymoron

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😎 The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy was a stereotypical neckbeard before there was a stereotype about neckbeards.

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🐶 Actors get paid more to pretend to go into space than astronauts get paid to actually go!

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️ Netflix needs a "Never show me this again" button

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💕 Clothes that are too dirty in the closet yet too clean to be in the laundry basket. Welcome to the chair.

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🐨 You know it's time to check your bank account when you're too afraid to check your bank account.

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🌝 On a clear day you can see about 4 miles into the horizon, but on a clear night you can see light years away

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🐓 People in Christmas movies who don't believe in Santa are always portrayed as jerks, even though they're technically right

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🐕 Thanks to the popularity of gifs, we are living in the golden age of silent films.