Vance Monroe

This is the official SFW Twitter for @WacksackXXX.
I’ll post some model pics I’ve taken, memes, and maybe some exclusive SFW bag content if yawl are nice!

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

THE LOT LIZARDS OUTCHEA 🦎
Beware brodies. It’s National Geographic.

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

No caption needed 🤦🏽‍♂️

[The Daily Sneed™ @Tr00peRR]

Fort Meyers

Halloween shopping status: ruined

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

She ate!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE ATE THIS SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Did you know once you report your passport lost or stolen, it’s completely void even if you find it. You gotta go through the process of getting an expedited one with all the fees…and these dumb asses pranking their clients.
🤡🤡🤡

[CYRIX™ @thatguy_cyrix]

Adult film stars Leah Gotti and Alex Grey casually laugh while telling an absolutely unhinged story about the time they went back to a guy's hotel room, robbed him blind, and then proudly gaslit the police about it:

"We went to his hotel room... and then I got all the money and we jumped the balcony and everybody ran."

"He called the police, he said that we stole his passport... really I didn't, I just threw it underneath the mattress."

"I just don't know what came over us in that moment that we were like 'We're going to rob this person' because he was trying to sleep with us."

"And I remember when the police called me they're like, 'You stole his passport.'"

"And I was like, 'No, he just thought me and my friends were going to sleep with him and he could pay us.' Like we weren't doing that."

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

A cautionary tale in this cartoon!
Level up bros 🤘🏽

[🖤 Chalk @BlackChallk]

Why do girls always do this? 🤨

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

This been going on since James Brown, Little Richard, Louis Armstrong, Cab Calloway, etc…

Black music is the soundtrack for all white rural women on the planet.

[Don Salmon @dijoni]

White people are funniest as hell. They condemn black culture and Black people.. but they want to be like Black people. And enjoy black culture.. They say white supremacist is a drug..

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Arnold Schwarzenegger knows ball!!!!!!
Worth the entire 9mins 😂😂😂

[New York Jets History @nyjetshistory]

October 23, 2000

Miami 37
NY Jets 40(OT)

Meadowlands 9PM ABC

Vinny Testaverde 36-59-378-5-3
Curtis Martin 14-65, 8-72
Richie Anderson 12 recs-109
Wayne Chrebet 6-104
Laveranues Coles 4-55-1
Jets D 2 sacks,3 Ints

#Jets #Jetshistory
#MondayNightMiracle

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

YAWL ARE COOKED OUT HERE!!

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Society is so cooked 😵‍💫💀

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

A snub intellectual comic is always the most dangerous person in the room!

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Are you going to make us do your job all night. His answer is gold.

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

THE WORLD’S OLDEST PROFESSION NOT GETTING TAKEN OVER BY Ai!
They better get them necks ready 😝

[MLB @MLB]

"Chicago, go crazy!"

21 years ago today the Chicago White Sox snapped their World Series drought as they swept the Astros in the 2005 World Series 💪

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

I might have to roll the dice and go for it yawl! 😂

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

The girl math in real time.
Not a lie told! 😝

[Punchbag Studios @punchbagstudios]

Female logic 🤡😂

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Chris Rock has always been years ahead of the game with his comedy! 🤣

[👽 @AlienW3b]

Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age.

He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.”

He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

My average session time is 10-15 mins.
Abella Danger is spot on with this one, cuz even I get bored eventually.

[CYRIX™ @thatguy_cyrix]

Abella Danger says any man who lasts longer than 8 to 10 minutes is "doing too much," admitting even 25 to 30 minute porn scenes leave her exhausted:

"I can't stand if a guy takes a long time to come, like I really can't."

"What's the perfect amount of time?"

"Honestly, max bro, the perfect amount of time is probably like eight minutes... 10 minutes."

"Anything longer than that is kind of extra."

"Our porn scenes would be like 25, 30 minutes and I'm like, oh my God."

"After lockdown I did shoot and it had been like three or four months... all my endurance was gone."

"Unless you're like shit-faced after a long night, you're not gonna be wanting to have sex for that long. Come on."

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

RUN TO THE COMMENT SECTION!
The @cityoftoronto put up this propagandized tweet and they shut the comments down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[City of Toronto 🇨🇦 @cityoftoronto]

New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area.

Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer.

Learn more about the change: https://t.co/27y2mDyoVq

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

Treated!

[Filcrow @FilCrow_]

That’s okay

by filcrow

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

The new gen is cooked.

[CYRIX™ @thatguy_cyrix]

Adult industry legend Lisa Ann drops a brutal reality check on Gen Z, explaining exactly why an entire generation is completely failing at real-life intimacy:

"We are now living in the world with a generation who all of their first 5 years of sexual experiences were on the internet."

"They think they're sexually well-versed but they never touched a person."

"They've never had that feeling of a hug and intimacy and kissing of the neck and the teasing and the disrobing."

"They go straight there... and so the loneliness epidemic is created."

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

This is not a religious post, but a post to show people how the entire society is about to inch towards this. It’s already happening in the dating scene 😵

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

[Vance Monroe @ModelsMakeMagic]

A rare L for the female gooner! DAMN!!!!!!
Women be killing MFers over pørn.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Woman looking at porn while driving caused deadly car crash in Utah, cops say.

Full details: https://t.co/oxLX3TVpth

[Aerie Saunders @AerieYaps]

WHAT THIS MEANS FOR THE SLUTS:

if 3/5 of your recent posts are adult you’ll get a label on your account that’s gonna make your discovery worse. diversify your posts, talk about interests, engage in SFW topics, and properly label your adult posts.

media does NOT matter as much, text posts can bring just as much attention.

FYP only shows posts for 2 days, if you’re queuing bangers make sure you’re posting every 2 days.