Modern Magnolias

From fashion to football, we talk about it with a healthy dash of Southern sass.

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#TheBachlorette hasn't been on in weeks and I'm trapped at work and can't watch 😭😭😭 life is a perpetual hell

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R, we get it. You "love your girls" so much you can't go 30 seconds without reminding us. Plz be quiet & let Corinne speak #TheBachelorette

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Bryce is wearing so much eyeliner for this mud wrestling segment #TheBachelorette

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"Should we get matching boots?" Please don't. Please. #TheBachelorette

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Wow it took whaboom less than 2 seconds after he didn't get a rose to reference going on paradise. 2 literal seconds. #TheBachelorette

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"...did he finish the banana...?" Rachel asks, concerned about where this will inevitably lead. #TheBachelorette

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I'm rolling with laughter about this banana thing. Fucking hysterical. #TheBachelorette

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The tickle monster makes me physically uncomfortable. I bet he tries to have sex with those. #TheBachelorette

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I'm so confused as to why she gave tickle monster a rose #TheBachelorette

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Maybe Mike E and Lucas will have a duel or something? That's the only way this is worth while. #TheBachelorette

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WTF IS THE GROWLING?!? Go tf home #TheBachelorette

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I can't breathe. TV just peaked. #TheBachelorette

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I can only assume Jedidiah is an Oregon trail character or a Duggar. Does this count as an official courtship? #TheBachelorette

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Really going for honesty here, Grant. #TheBachelorette

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PSA: Adam said the most romantic present he ever received was a threesome. Looking forward to that working out. #TheBachelorette

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What self respecting man describes himself as a tickle monster? The same kind who would admit to liking Flo Rida. #TheBachelorette

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Holy God DeMario for bachelor, I'm in love #TheBachelorette

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Dean has an inner lip tattoo that says, "Righteous" which is likely a Finding Nemo reference. I'll allow it. #TheBachelorette

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It's so ironic that of everyone in the world, Brady dislikes @ItsTheSituation most of all.

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Brady: a male model by trade so we can all agree he's here for the right reasons. #TheBachelorette