Modern Spinster

Meatatarian. Crafter. Champion TV-watcher. Pop Culture nerd. Doctor. Introvert. Cranky old lady.

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

I entered the free Shakespeare in the Park Lottery for a chance to win free tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/H6Fzm4pNC7

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

@PokemonGoApp Hello, I need one elegant postcard and three tundra, can anyone help? Thanks

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

What’s in the box? 👀

You can RT and find out!

Roaming Form Gimmighoul can now be caught in #PokemonGO! We’re celebrating by giving away Gimmighoul-themed prizes!🥳🎉

To claim:

Follow us on Twitter
RT this post with #GOGimmighoul

You’ll get a code to redeem. Let’s GO!

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

@PokemonGoApp #GOGimmighoul

[Pokémon GO @PokemonGoApp]

Trainers, we’re celebrating the Season of Alola and Stufful Community Day by awarding one lucky winner with a trip for two to Hawaii! 🏝️🥳

To enter, retweet this tweet and follow our Twitter account!

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

@AleixFM Aww, I love them! So cute

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

@njdotcom PLEASE review all of these rest stops!

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

OMG, Ariel would've LOVED these little dudes. AND taught them how to use a fork (forchetta, #dinglehopper). #Luca #lucamovie #TheLittleMermaid

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

Utter chaos. #Berniememes #BernieSits #boomers

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

All I wished for was #wonderwoman to beat up a lot of dudes...but what did it cost me? #WonderWoman1984

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

@dog_rates @bestfriends @Trupanion Ginger says hi

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

@joannaduff @deadeyebrakeman Was just going to suggest this. I know about it bc I had the coloring book as a kid. My favorite part is when Santa DIES lol

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

#AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

I usually don't like when men call me "sweetie" etc but today a security called me GIRLFRIEND and that is not only perfectly acceptable, it is DELIGHTFUL.

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

#TheUndoingHBO is a welcome distraction and a wonderful addition to the Nicole Kidman is Extremely Rich But Her Husband Sucks Collection.

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

OMG I was reversing in my office's parking lot today and hit something small...I looked and saw this #FURBY?!? It sustained no damage. They are still selling these things to innocent children?! Is this a #talkingtina situation?!?! #spooky #HappyHalloween2020

[Modern Spinster @Modern_Spinster]

Starting #TheHauntingofBlyManor...
Me (singing): Time to get spooky...
After a few episodes...
Me: GIRL THOSE PLEATED 80S PANTS ARE SO UNFLATTERING I CAN'T EVEN SAY