Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st

Affable elderly gentleman with many amusing anecdotes. Any jury of my peers would find me too endearing to convict. An extremist parody of my real self.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@Brain_Pwr @RNCResearch @BonnieBerghorst Any possible conservatives.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@RNCResearch Vetting Process:

CBP - Are you going to vote for biden if I let you pass.

Crimmigrants - Yes

CBP - Welcome to America!

Crimmigrants - STFU pendejo.
Give me my free shit or I’ll rape and murder your daughters too.

CBP - Okey Dokey! Don’t forget to vote Nov 5.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@cardsonaring @LakotaMan1 I wish those flying bags of nastiness were EXCLUSIVELY residents of Canada.

Maybe they could teach them hockey and possibly win a Stanley Cup sometime in the next generation or so.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@LakotaMan1 Disgusting animals. As filthy and needy as seagulls or pigeons but also extremely ill tempered.

Like all things Canadian, these geese are mostly known for attacking children, making stupid noises, and crapping all over the place lowering property values.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@LidiaPousada @PatrickDoyle_35 @StephenKing If one of my dozens of doctors ever publicly admitted that they form their political opinions based on debunked lies and (later) downward revised economic numbers, I’d assume they are fkn stupid and find another one.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@PatrickDoyle_35 @StephenKing Looks like someone is addicted to a chronic case of TDS

Perhaps you should seek counseling. I’ve heard it’s more effective than seeking out random semi-celebutards on X to validate the infuriating hate-lust you feel for the orange man bad that keeps you up at night.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@schapdelaine @Boodro79 @StephenKing Infrastructure spending like the $7 billion they spent over 3 years to build exactly 1 EV charging station?
Yeah! That helps the fuck out of me and my family

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@StephenKing The Committee for People with Functioning Brains reports that people paying attention know that Covid was intentionally created and released specifically to poison Trumps presidency.

You likely missed that memo because you aren’t a committee member for obvious reasons.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@FloridaGrecco @reviewjournal What about gfy comrade?

Let’s just limit your socialist failures to leftist shitholes like LA instead.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@reviewjournal Seems about 250 years
too late but that’s cool.

Except, is nobody else concerned about what will happen to the cigarette companies if lefty activists can’t hand out a pack of Newport’s for every vote?

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@coleman471 @denstarr4 @reviewjournal US citizenship is CONSTITUTIONALLY required to vote in federal elections.

That means you have to prove it.

If you’re implying black/brown people are too dumb/lazy to register and vote, just stop. You people have been doing that for decades. It’s tired.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@denstarr4 @reviewjournal We’re supposed to just blindly accept the assertion that there’s a considerable amount of US citizens who function every day except Nov 5 without a valid ID.

And even if they existed, would we really want them to vote?

Insanity.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@JoeBiden HaHaHa… I see what you did there. Putting “ET” right at the end of a post about another garbage spielberg production.

We appreciate it when the interns mix a little humor in with the hyperbolic rhetoric.

Almost refreshing!

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@mcuban America: gfy cuban.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@WeWillBeFree24 @JohnnyEye5 @3YearLetterman @JamaalBowmanNY @FirehouseSubs @firefox @NHFireAlarm @slcfire @FirestoneRacing @FiredUpFantasy @NHLFlames @TABASCO @Whitesnake Have you ever seen them both in the same room in a picture that wasn’t a cheap fake created by the commies?

…?
..?
.?

Didn’t think so.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@3YearLetterman @JamaalBowmanNY @FirehouseSubs @firefox @NHFireAlarm @slcfire @FirestoneRacing @FiredUpFantasy @NHLFlames @TABASCO @Whitesnake “longest”?
Or “roundest”?
Either way, being unemployed and unemployable isn’t going to make it any easier to find a t-shirt that fits.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@berglundrobert @JoeBiden @harmonyis1 lol. gfy.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@PyroRaptor101 @PlanetOfMemes @JoeBiden Obviously, the solution to the several dozen yearly problematic cases of the type you cite, is to murder several hundred thousand other babies who aren’t experiencing those issues.

Or something…

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@JoeBiden lol. This is a profoundly unserious campaign.

Can’t say dick about accomplishments because there ain’t any. All you people have left is trying to convince ignorant people that your opponent is evil.

Pathetic.

[Modgi 🦅🌏⚓️~🇺🇸1st @Modgi_knows]

@69MimiLisa Hey now! Easy for you with your thousands of followers who ‘like’ every syllable of every pearl of wisdom you put forth.
Some of us aren’t as “eloquent” or “witty” or even as “interesting” as you are and have to get likes wherever they can.