Modi Wetzler

Someone who's kinda the opposite of 140 characters=my brain capacity in real life.

[Modi Wetzler @Modi_Wetzler]

Congratulations to #NASA for its first, and hopefully penultimate, launch of the Richard Shelby Pork Barrel Launch System #Artemis #RocketThatCongressBuilt https://t.co/JWkfsn51Ov

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#ElonMusk announces that Twitter will hire a new Chief Scapegoating Officer soon. Extensive "chump" experience a plus https://t.co/0c2LMDlAJj

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@FrogLeapStudios @LeTrianonParis US tour in 2023? PLEASE?

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Resting shart face? Personally I think we need fewer megalomaniacal billionaires and to have them all be quieter. #ElonTwitter #ELONMUSK #Elon

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Proud to have a former student in this group https://t.co/patFK4KkxZ

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Space is for all of humanity--the multi-multi-millionaires AND the billionaires! Thanks guys, I'll keep that in mind. https://t.co/ULjvFshJqQ

[Richard Branson @richardbranson]

Space is for all humanity, which is why we're giving YOU the chance to win 2 seats on one of the first @virgingalactic flights to space! ENTER NOW - all donations go to non-profit @spacehumanity: https://t.co/sjz1KV5f6z @omaze #Unity22

[Jens von Bergmann @vb_jens]

I have been thinking about how different people interpret data differently. And made this xkcd style graphic to illustrate this.

[Modi Wetzler @Modi_Wetzler]

For a sobering British perspective on American race relations during World War II: https://t.co/f01dyjX8zY

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@MarkBlenner I always use "work with." That's the reality.

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Gave a student feedback on "selling" a major in LinkedIn: "I'm majoring in underwater basket-weaving because in these challenging times underwater basket-weaving is a socially-distanced, politically-neutral activity that can help people re-establish mental and emotional control."

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@FrogLeapStudios Leo, bro, do us all a favor and put up a 1 hour cut of Africa and that unbelievable Outro on repeat without without the "hey guys I just wanted to say." I hate having to switch back to YouTube to hit "replay" over and over! Thanks man!

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@Duval_Lab @maur_or_less @KathrynGWilcox Bananas: The root of all evil! :)

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Well worth every second of the whole six minutes.

[km @mkaur2]

We still have not come to fully appreciate the brilliance of Sacha Baron Cohen. #Borat

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#HappyVeteransDay2020 In my experience the biggest limitation for student success in college isn't intelligence but maturity (especially how it translates to managing time and anxiety). I've always loved teaching and working with veterans!

[Modi Wetzler @Modi_Wetzler]

@derrick_a_rob Hey, it won't let me DM you (I guess we don't follow each other? I can never remember Twitter's rules for DMs), but if you can DM me the files that would be awesome! Thanks!

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@davidladner You look very much like Walter White (aka Heisenberg)!!! 😀

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My wife: "I dreamt I was in your organic chemistry class and I fell asleep!" (she's also a chemist)
Me: "Baby, I can make your dreams come true!" #RealTimeChem

[Modi Wetzler @Modi_Wetzler]

@FoodieScience Whatchya working on?

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My 7-year-old: "Daddy, did you know the humans and bananas share 50% of their DNA?”
Me: “My DNA is banana’s, D-N-A-N-A-N-A!”
7yo: “???”
Me: <heading over to YouTube>

Is that factoid f’real? #NoDoubt
@GwenStefani

[Modi Wetzler @Modi_Wetzler]

Hometown hero (he's from Anderson, 10 miles from Clemson). Wonder if some of his incredible gravitas as an actor came from his medical struggles. Wakanda Forever!