Tears of a Clown

~Life's a joke so just laugh ~ Freelance word manipulator ~ Don't let facts get in the way of a good joke ~ RIP Guvfather x Northern Soul will never die✊ KTF🏴

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She looks like she's nodding one back to the keeper

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@andybear4 Nah, best to stand mate

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When you're trying to get the height right in the passport photo booth in ASDA.

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Missed this by about 5 years, would've been all over it.

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Has Iceland got a sale on as I've just seen Kerry Katona's prawn ring again...

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@rickygervais You could play David Blaine but only when he was sat in that box😂

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Me in bed at 3am after getting cramp in my calf.

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

Guernsey FC midfielder Alex Scott is to join #BristolCity following a trial with the Robins.

More: 👇

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Fawlty Transfers

[Nik Boyle @NikBoyle]

This absolutely wins hands down

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If only the BBC removed paedophiles from their organisation as quickly as they remove inappropriate historical content from the iplayer...

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@BradleyCahill2 They found out she was a Gashead? 🤣

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Me when I see a holiday picture posted by Maya Jama.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

This Ritual is performed by Men, yes Men, who are auditioning for a new Wife, by showing off their Teeth & Dress

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@andybear4 I never knew the Dr from Embarrassing Bodies was a Spurs fan😂

Only joking Bear, 90s rule👌

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@EssexBeer Nah, don't rate it.

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I.D followed by Football Factory, all the rest are shite.

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

What is the GREATEST Football Hooligan Film EVER? 🤔

[TPH @TPH141190]

Granny Pacquaio

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This is a pretty decent shout tbf. Plus a future deterrent for other wrong uns.

[Mark 2.0 @Hazzy2_0]

Gov sent emergency alerts to millions of phones telling us not to have a bbq in the woods when suns out, that should have been used to alert any phone within a 10mile radius of the nearest mast this lad went missing from soon as it was reported!

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@BristolCity @TurfCastPodcast I love you admin.

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@lizzleinbrizzle @gervaisclips Love it😂

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@CPFCAcademy Great player, even playing left he looks class, you've got a real gem on your hands.

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@RobinNestBCFC I spoke to Alex Scott after a game once, I said I'd better get a picture with you now because you'll be gone soon. He said "let's wait and see"

He was gone about 2 weeks later 😂