Mofra's Penis

Help. My owner hates me. Parody account. Obviously the real Mofra's penis is currently in a crazy bisexual girl or 3. I have my eye on you.

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

Seems I haven't inseminated any batshit crazy polysexual vegan feminists lately. I can fix that. He'll rue and lament not seeing Dunkirk.

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@Julesschiller Sympathy troll. 👍

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I've been in more women than Straffo has followers.

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@Asher_Wolf Lulz. Got a laugh out of me. Gr8 reaction.

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

@PatLimboski @Straffo @JackyLiu9124 How good is being blocked! Welcome lads, pull up a chair...

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

Would it be safe to assume you have blocked more people than you have followers @Straffo ?

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

Sitting here playing with my phone looking for friends. Found one. #HGIL

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

Here half hour early to live tweet #averypunjixmas16. Follow the hashtag #HGIL. Feeling woke af

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@JohnNorge plain, obvs. Merry Christmas to all still living with their mum @Straffo @emilysears

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@JohnNorge what's the obsession with mom's basement? This isn't America, buttercup @Straffo @emilysears

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@JohnNorge That's a shocking shoop. 7/5. Welcome to the blocked list, Mr Norge. @Straffo @emilysears

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@emilysears @djlauralux how cool is this... https://t.co/FFQQPxOhi5

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30 minutes in and you'll feel like your childhood has been stomped on. https://t.co/NopCRYK5yy

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

My master is in a stable* relationship.

*He's putting me in the same 20 people each week.

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

@PatLimboski @Straffo lot of vegans though. #nuggsfreezone

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

@PatLimboski ease up on poor old @Straffo
We should be helping him find a nice angry femo soulmate to crush his soul.
Bro, I can hook U up!

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

@notflowerfarmer welcome to oblivion. @Straffo we are only trying to help you find some masculinity. ✌

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@Straffo @notflowerfarmer @StraffoSays @MofraJnr YYB between this and fart jokes, we are done. #Phwoar

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

@notflowerfarmer @StraffoSays @Straffo Minutes < 2 weeks watching movies. Irony meter explodes twice in 1 day.

[Mofra's Penis @MofraJnr]

I love it when the irony meter explodes.

https://t.co/T0PtDoYzdx