timothee shalamar

get wet, get nasty

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599

[itf blackwater @Larry_January]

Verse of the year contender from the afterlife, RIP Ka
https://t.co/GysM515sMO

[timothee shalamar @Mogingtons]

@DragonflyJonez same over here, he’s carrying the squad

[timothee shalamar @Mogingtons]

They don’t call it the Mecca of Baseball

[Joe Randazzo @YankeeLibrarian]

Aaron Judge/Jalen Brunson “King of New York” debates are not rooted in reality.

New York is a baseball and football town, and it has been a long time since the Knicks moved the needle like they did. It’s not 1994

Stop mistaking Elon Musk’s algorithm for real life and go outside. The average person who isn't a sports fan in New York couldn’t pick Brunson out of a lineup.

I would argue that Judge is the most popular local athlete since Derek Jeter—who still might be the most recognizable sports star, alongside Eli Manning, locally. Pete Alonso and Francisco Lindor are more recognizable for sure, too.

It’s not a knock on them, either, because they have a great team. It’s just reality.

[timothee shalamar @Mogingtons]

Let’s GOOOOOOO

[timothee shalamar @Mogingtons]

Not my best but pretty funny that this lineup got this rating

[timothee shalamar @Mogingtons]

Might be as close as I’ll ever get

[necromanced krabman @SquidDad]

My goal as a human being is to take up as little space as possible and to never be a burden on anyone. My goal when I open my twitter browser is to be the greatest weight anyone has ever held.

[necromanced krabman @SquidDad]

Annoying as fuck how birds fly away so frantically when I approach like dude I could be a chill ass friend to u

[2penis2hernandez @penishernande2]

This is hilarious because Christian told me once that when he was younger he went to OCMD and dug a hole on the beach, laid in it, put a blanket over himself with chips on it and then grabbed seagulls when they landed to eat the chips

[necromanced krabman @SquidDad]

The new selfie pose is to put your foot on the highest objects you can find

[annie @sweetndpolite]

happy heavenly 34th @SquidDad i miss u bunches

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Karl-Anthony Towns on Game 1:

“In a way I felt like I was seeing my mom in the stands and it was fun. It was really comforting.”

(h/t @sportingnews)

[timothee shalamar @Mogingtons]

Will Jay Wright get an honorary ring if the Knicks win?

[timothee shalamar @Mogingtons]

It quite literally drives a nun insane

[Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant 🤌 @myitalianhell]

They let him and his little shorts into to the nunnery?!?

[timothee shalamar @Mogingtons]

Brunson tuff like shit right now

[timothee shalamar @Mogingtons]

They’re bugging

[Coach Matt @MVScouting]

Ain’t no fucking way

[TonyDaDome @TonyDaDome]

Lil Cease a “Real One” & you can tell he loved Christopher Wallace, not Biggie. BIG mom always talked positive about Cease for a reason.

[Kemani🇳🇬 @Kemani_0718]

One of the unsung architects during the golden age of Philly Soul.

RIP Dexter Wansel

[yc @yc]

…FLORIDA???