Mohawk Four

OIF/OEF. Paratrooper. Sniper. Federal law enforcement. Firefighter. Stranger in the Alps.

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@davethul No offense to anyone else who serves in any capacity, but he’s a guardsman. He is not qualified to be leading any sort of active duty troops. That’s like naming a volunteer firefighter from rural upstate New York as Chief of the FDNY

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@RonFilipkowski If he wanted a spot in Arlington so bad, he shouldn’t have dodged the draft so many times. Guarantee after about 6 minutes in the jungle he would’ve been on a one-way trip there.

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@jaycaspiankang A Senator to be Named Later

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Dudes will watch this and say “Hell Yeah”

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@PokerPolitics

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@ChuckFBass It’s the situation where your guy’s team gets the ball first and has a 5 minute drive where your guy doesn’t touch the ball once. Then they punt, and the opposing team puts together a drive that lasts the entire rest of the quarter. That’s when you know it’s over by 1:40pm EST.

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@tapemachines They keeping telling me that beating Chris Jericho is better than a Super Bowl, better than a World Series, better than an NBA championship.

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@the_joe_marotta “Hey Hacksaw”

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@atrupar They’re all just banking on those pardons. Would be hilarious if he expired before he could give them out bc Vance probably wouldn’t in order to save his own political future.

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Yes officer, I was speeding, but you have to understand that I was listening to Badlands by Bruce Springsteen really, really loud

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@ohsethy Let the traffic ticket stand as the price you gotta pay

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@JasonMoore Definitely the life of the party. Seems like a fun guy to grab a beer with.

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@FFHitman Strange too because he went to OSU which means Kirk def knows him personally and has called approx 1,000 of his games. I wonder if it’s an Etienne/Achane situation and the rest of us are just late to the party.

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@ClueHeywood @rights_of_bill @ILikeCheapBeer Well you’re never gonna find Bin Laden without some serious Night Moves

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@SargeBarry @ShiestyDart It’s a joke, it’s what he said after every terrible Giants loss when he was here. “We all gotta get better and that starts with me”

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@RetroNewsNow Hopefully spending it by taking a nice young lady to the theatre

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@KrisZellner Stan Lane raised a pure freak

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@tapemachines I have barely an idea how much any of the wrestlers weigh in 96. In 94, Art made sure we KNEW.

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@IANdrewDiceClay The ultimate worker showing respect to another top tier worker. The big man was probably angling for a 3 episode arc, jack.