Mohammad Jibran

[Suboohi @subisaidso]

The girl is so educated, she won't be a good wife & daughter in law.

Translation- Since she is educated, she must be aware of her rights and won't accept slavery under the garb of marriage.

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

Hai duniya chod na manzur,
Lekin watan ko chod jane ka nai....

~ Dr.Rahat Indori.

#riprahatindori
#RahatIndori

[Prashant Kanojia @KanojiaPJ]

अंदर का जहर चूम लिया सब धूल कर आगये
जितने नमक-हराम थे सब खुलकर आगये।

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

No,Mughals didn't loot India.
By @iamrana https://t.co/JUC5FbLXfx

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Unko unhi ki bhasha me jawab dete hue.. Ravish Kumar roasting Godi media. 1/4

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

I have a joke but i am scared of FIR.

[Abijit Ganguly @AbijitG]

I have a sales joke but it won't meet its RT targets.

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

@zoo_bear The sheer suddenness of the move, the unexpected nature of the move, the unpredictability of the move.....

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

@PuneetVuneet @sushant_says In school i opted for sanskrit as my second language and i scored 97/100 in my 10th board exams.♥️♥️

[rofl_sushant @rofl_sushant]

अगर शादी मे 50 लोगो वाला रिवाज परमानेंट हो जाये
तो बहुत सी बेटियों के पिता कर्जदार होने से बच जायेंगे ....

आपकी राय 🙏 ????

@sushant_says

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

1971: PM IndiraGandhi in Leh before slicing Pakistan into two. https://t.co/lYzSnpYuQh
2005: PM Manmohan Singh on 1st visit to Siachen by a PrimeMinister. India still holds the glacier. https://t.co/Q5pEfXWTfy
2020: what can India expect? Decisive action/retaining territory?🇮🇳

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

#Unlock2 : Colleges to remain closed till July 31st.

Me:😭😭

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

@AnupamPKher During UPA govt - Halla

During NDA govt - Dalla

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

@jaavedjaaferi रामचंद्र कह गए सिया से, ऐसा कलयुग अाएगा,
UPA मे हल्ला मचाने वाला,NDA मे दल्ला बन जाएगा!

[Arshad Warsi @ArshadWarsi]

This is my philosophy...
उन्हें कामयाबी में सुकून नजर आया
तो वो दौड़ते गए,
हमें सुकून में कामयाबी दिखी
तो हम ठहर गए !

[Aman @Humourlessly]

Normal day : Trolling people for fun.
Passing comments, personal attacks.

Today : Guys please take care of your mental health.

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

@PTI_News Virus is on vacation on Sundays or what?

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

@sambitswaraj @sambitswaraj No Doubt India Nepal Relations hv not been handled well by Modi. ..Am sure Congress will Revive It..wait Ache Din Aane Wale Hai!

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

@narendramodi Nepal i̶s̶ was old & deeply valued friend.

[Mohammad Jibran @MohdJibrann]

@PTI_News @smritiirani kuch bologi nahi?