Moira Lester

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

@GaryBarlow

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

@GaryBarlow

[Premier League @premierleague]

What is @Casemiro’s favourite #PL goal of all time?

@WayneRooney and @ManUtd fans will like the answer 😉

#MUNMCI

[Gary Barlow @GaryBarlow]

Dawn loves Guiness / not for me 🤪

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

@GaryBarlow Have you had any guinness?!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Meanings of "interesting"

1. Interesting
2. Remarkably boring
3. Suspicious
4. Curious
5. This food tastes strange
6. I'm afraid I'm not listening
7. You've lost me
8. You’re wrong but okay
9. I don’t care

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“It’s a bloody nightmare”
Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe situations such as slightly heavy traffic or the internet not working.

“It’s not ideal”
Meaning: Something terrible has happened. Life is ruined.

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

@1982loula @GaryBarlow @PboroTheatre Yup, another vote for Peterborough!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Getting there” - Translation: Life is falling apart. Each day is a trudge through thick mud to back where you started. You are literally getting absolutely nowhere. It’s been January for 40 years. If it wasn’t for tea you don’t know what you’d do. But, you know, getting there!

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

@GraemeDogfather Photobomb! #TongueOutTuesday

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

@GraemeDogfather Happy Christmas @GraemeDogfather Thanks for the entertainment and help this year. You are our "what shall we watch now? Oh yes! Dogs behaving (very) badly!"

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Starting to seriously consider buying a separate cheese fridge.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Reacting to the new tier system by doing exactly as you did in the old system, just in a more confused and worried way.

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

@GaryBarlow have you got a negroni on the go at the moment?! X

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

@GraemeDogfather Love the show! We have a 14 week old pup, and my husband has almost perfected the "Graeme stance" and "Ah"! Next step, cravat shopping...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Phrases that mean nothing will happen:
Leave it with me
I’ll have a word
I’ll see what I can find
Consider it done!
I’ll make some calls
I’ll think about it
Certainly a possibility
Let’s come back to that
Good idea
Maybe
It’s on my list
Might see you down there
I’ll look into it

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

.@SteveMannDog wish me luck!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Knock knock”
“Oh god”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“No no, you keep in the middle of the path, it makes more sense that I fold myself into this hedge”

[Moira Lester @Moira45]

@Benfogle Me for tomorrow please!! Would be delighted to get a shout out on my *whispers* 52nd birthday! X