stardust and tar

if i can't burn, i'll just bleed.
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[chris ☀️ @arcanegold]

all moved in to my new apartment guys

[토끼 머리🕯 (comm closed for now) @powerandy145]

성장하는 모습의 진화트리가 항상 매력적으로 느껴져

[Riu (comms open) @Kommei0]

Looking for a spell that doesn't exists

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[70̸3 @7_phi_3]

くろいまなざし

[outfit repeater @bat_faced]

The 27 packets of diablo taco bell sauce got the landlord special this is my 9/11

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[November @postoctobrist]

People always use the expression ‘rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic’ but fail to consider the possibility that there might have been an optimal deckchair arrangement that would have helped in the circumstances

[grace @gracefishlove]

it’s all in my mind but my mind is all i am

[sage @btwnrevolutions]

Spent 30 panicked minutes searching for Bennie after he ran away after medicine time only to find him stoned out of his mind and chilling in the washer

[zellie @zellieimani]

A burning tire can be put out. A knocked-over barricade can be set back in place. A broken window can be repaired.

The destruction of civil and human rights lasts long after the smoke clears and the glass is replaced.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Another reason for why good public transportation is necessary is because old people need to be able to get around safely, without being in danger and without endangering other people

[essi @tinyhater]

fun gang & skelebros parallels are real and true

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

wish I could show this tweet to my cat who is currently slamming the kitchen cabinets loud as fuck to get my attention

[70̸3 @7_phi_3]

でかあぶ

[ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt_art]

my best friend is an omen of impending doom oh noooo

[m. @moseason_]

People who “hate conflict” are so full of shit to me because guess what they’re doing? Discussing you and the conflict behind your back

[socialism with midwestern characteristics @SewerSocialism]

You played yourselves. You started screaming that any inch closer to a fair society was socialism.
Public option? SOCIALISM!
Healthy environment? SOCIALISM!
Living wage? SOCIALISM!
Affordable higher ed? SOCIALISM!
Y'all gave socialism better marketing than we could ever wish for