Moist Wizard

This account is not for children; I discuss adult things like the Federal Reserve (and sex)

[Moist Wizard @MoistWizard]

@LittleKeegs0 Okay if you come to Pittsburgh I’ll guarantee you a hand job is this discourse yet

[Moist Wizard @MoistWizard]

What a baby

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Ok @PopcornFactory two messed up birthday orders missed delivery dates with no explanation. First time I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Second one tells me not to buy from you again.
#DisappointedNephew

[Jeff Stein @jstein_notus]

Pelosi says she has a "new name" for President Trump: "Mr. Make Matters Worse"

[Moist Wizard @MoistWizard]

Is this anything? Has anyone done this yet?

[MZS @mattzollerseitz]

That Bari Weiss feels confident enough to leave one of the most prestigious jobs in journalism when the entire economy is collapsing tells you all you need to know about how right wing personalities are protected by the safety net of the conservative media welfare state.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I didnt fuck my cat. I did not cum on my cat. I didnt put my dick anywere near my cat

[ReavesOn al-Ghaib @LOOOeee]

Friend was at a protest of Chinese people in Irvine and LOL. Yes these are my people for sure.

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

The funniest Trump shit is when he's feeling bad because of some bad polls and the unfair fake news media and they just bring in like a bunch of trucks or motorcycles for him to look at so he'll cheer up. Here you go, sir, it's a big tough bulldozer! https://t.co/zYa4yvuLnB

[Crying Man @BronzeHammer]

Joe Biden could shoot me in the head with a bazooka at close range, destroying a city block and killing us both instantly, and I'd still vote for him! Still better than POTUS! I really do actually think this. Democracy is real, and we're in it, and I love doing it with my votes.

[Slate @Slate]

The worst collection of words you’ll read all day. https://t.co/XFdnZLKiq0

[PAC That A$$ @PAC_That_Ass]

Americans deserve better than Susan Collins or the hyper-intelligent rat that lives in her hair and controls her every move.

RT if you believe enough is enough.

[PAC That A$$ @PAC_That_Ass]

In these trying times, Americans are desperate for leadership they can get behind. If you're ready to turn the other cheek on division, join us and back #BookersButt 🍑

[PAC That A$$ @PAC_That_Ass]

And now for something completely different:

@DonaldJTrumpJr as bottles of lube, a thread 💦

[PAC That A$$ @PAC_That_Ass]

Republicans: We will not support mail-in ballots during this pandemic.

Wisconsinites trying to avoid COVID:

[Andrew Feinberg @AndrewFeinberg]

INBOX: New Super PAC led by ex-Booker coalitions director Linh Nguyen, ⁦@PAC_That_Ass⁩, officially launches today.

[Jeremy Art @cspanJeremy]

LISTEN: Toilet flush during U.S. Supreme Court oral argument (h/t @nicninh)

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

Very under-discussed today is the political choice to protect the stock market rather than the public, which effectively allows the rich to float above this crisis while everyone else drowns. https://t.co/Kl1UQbC4EK

[bobe (parody) @abob_420]

We won the war against Coronavirus the same way we won the war against Vietnam. It got too expensive so we pretended that it was over