Mojito Randy

High profile committer of ass-hattery. Vigilante Journalist and Spagat King of Calgary. I cheer for the Canucks.

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@90sWWE @HBK_Oil this you?

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@HunterAtHome @RussJerichoArt @EdmontonOilers You can tell he’s a real Edmonton fan cause he’s wearing sweatpants in public.

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@TELUSsupport @TELUS I need help linking my account, but because I can’t link my account it won’t let me talk to rep. I would like to pay my bill. Please help.

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@miserablemrh @DIIIHockeyNews @MiddAthletics @middmhockey So a lot of dekes are just…..not allowed with this rule? If you’re in tight you’re in the blue before puck is in.

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@annieshomegrown Spidey Mac n’ Cheese did NAWT come with cheese. What do you suggest I do?

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@citehchris @acepinball

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@jameslineky @acepinball

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@acepinball @_cosmonaut1 @morkalork pls Help

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@UncleBeer My vote is for a flail

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@_cosmonaut1 @thereallisaann Small, but important nonetheless

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@acepinball Didn’t he at least know…. something about baseball though?

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@_cosmonaut1 @AlpacaAurelius He said coffee, not spaghetti

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@Uncle_Hodge Dude you have a house and a nespresso machine. Fire em up!

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@morkalork @_cosmonaut1 @indsmoothing The Top Gun rode was sick tho. Must be 5’6” (Maverick) or shorter to ride

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@morkalork @AverageFan_Z ✌️

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@_cosmonaut1 @CTVNews We’d all be poor!

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@morkalork @bigcontentguy So when he ate one they could pull it out?

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@Uncle_Hodge What we need is a grammar Sheriff!

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@spittinchiclets Puma hockey stick

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@DonTaylor5 I also rocked a Franklin one piece in Bantam at one point. Good times.

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@DonTaylor5 Playing PeeWee in the mid 90’s I got a Puma (yes, that Puma) 2-piece for Christmas. It had “grip” technology which was effectively coarse sand paper and shredded the palms of my gloves.