Mollie Niamh Chamberlain

Bringing awkwardness to the world since 1994. Fan of occasional sarcasm and strudel.

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

@lizzyelightfoot thanks for taking our booking, making us wait for an hour for service, then refusing to serve us because the kitchen ‘didn’t want to cook anymore before the dinner menu’ this has been booked for over a month for a friends birthday, so we were pretty disgusted.

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

@maxchamber @Ryanair But the soggy sandwich and bottle of water truly made up for it #thanksryan

[Max Chamberlain @maxchamber]

@Ryanair I’d love to get involved! Here’s my pic of my trip home. Ryanair have been kind enough to grant me an extra 6 hours in Rome with no explanation or staff available. What a nice bunch of.... #Ryanairstories

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

@Ryanair Thanks for the useless answer, as that doesn’t give a reason. We’d like to know why we’re having to wait 6 hours. I appreciate it’s not your fault, but with a delay of 6 hours, we deserve an answer as to why.

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

@Ryanair any reason our flight from ciampino to Stansted at 14:00pm is delayed by 6 fucking hours? What an absolute shit show, knew we shouldn’t have flown with you. Never again.

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

@georgialeigh127 @fleabag So gutted.. I’d let him bite my clit off

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

When you realise sexy priest is gay. #devastated @fleabag

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

Thanks for my £3.70 worth of nuts @NandosUK ... #ornot

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

@foyvance when are you going on tour again? i'm getting withdrawals...

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

When you ask your man to wake you up after 45 mins so the jet lag doesn’t get you, and before you know it, it’s been nearly 2 and a half hours, and you’ve woken yourself up. Ok thanks...

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

Still wondering when Dave Gandy is going to ask me out on a date.. 🤔

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

Mayonnaise on toast is so underrated.

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

@TSB @TSB Please could advise if you ever intend for your shitty services to work ever again? #worstbankever #Tsb #stayaway ps. Would also be great if you had a normal amount of branches - Do you want to have no customers?!

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

You know you’re adult life has reached a certain peak when your pillow talk is about what size dickie bow you should get your puppy... 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

Off to see @fleetwoodmac in March at Madison Square Garden... HELLO NEW YORK 😍😍😍

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

Genuinely contemplated flying out to New York next year just to see @fleetwoodmac 😫😫😫

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

Just taught my mum how to copy and paste..

[amylouise @amystaceyTFB]

Twice now that I've noticed a scene in PLL where they've been on the phone but on the close up you can clearly see the green accept button and red decline button looool dey still ringing you boo 😂 how does a cameraman not notice? 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

[Mollie Niamh Chamberlain @MollieChambo]

Comment of the day - “people were calling the police because KFC had run out of chicken, they are the people who voted for Brexit”. Wow.