💃🏼𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 💃🏼

It's not all about you boo

[💃🏼𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 💃🏼 @MollieTymon]

@MichaelBibi1 X2 tickets for sale

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find jay Slater he is on holiday in Tenerife and has gone missing please call 116 000 with any information

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it's me who needs to drink out of a soggy paper straw to reduce my carbon footprint

[💃🏼𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 💃🏼 @MollieTymon]

My dad died when I was 12 and I’ve had the phrase “I’m old enough to be your dad” said to me loads, it’s normal..? Sorry but if I was in camp with Nella I’d of thrown the rice at her. Horrible attitude, horrible girl. #ImACeleb

[gabi @igabitha]

no literally.

[Hair Dealer ✨ @LifeOfAls]

Nails are the one beauty treatment I can justify. Lashes are the ones I don’t get, unless there’s an occasion or i’m going on holiday I’m happy with my strips! 😂

[calypso @abeqne]

A £5 iced latte a day is £35 a week, £150 a month, £1825 a year.

After 10 years.. that’s £18250!

Which is still not enough to put a deposit on a house so enjoy your frappé in peace x

[daily squid game 🦑 @dailysgposts]

two of the greatest ❤️ #happyvalley

[Lily Potkin @MissPotkin]

So my friend called me this morning to talk about something that happened to her last night. She’s been trying to find someone to date…extremely casually. She doesn’t have time for a full blown relationship and basically all she wants is a nice man to have sex with.

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Sex Trafficking in its most rarest form is somebody snatching you off the street…more often than not it’s a family member or a partner trafficking a person.

What Andrew Tate talks about “making girls fall in love so they’ll do what he wants.” That’s called the Loverboy Method

[The Seldom Seen Kid 🇬🇧 @NewMillPaul]

Did I tell you about the time my son failed his driving test for the second time?

He was really upset, so trying to be a good dad, I tried to make it better. Because of Covid, his next chance to take his test locally was next year, so I looked online.

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

It’s the things we do that mean the most. 🛹
#TheBeginner

[Cait ♡ @caianjali]

I’m naturally a distant person. No you didn’t do anything to me, no I’m not mad at you, & no you’re not cut off. I just don’t be pressed to talk to ppl😭

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

*Take a break from bad news*
Here is some completely random but hopefully useful life advice.
A THREAD 🧵