Mark Molloy

Dad, husband, (home) worker, footy coach. Writes comedy for @newsthump. Profile picture by @IamHappyToast

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

@BeeNetwork Thank you for the prompt response. I have just driven down Ashton Old Road to go to work though and see nothing in terms of such congestion. Are you sure this is accurate? The service is now 1 hour late!??
Hopefully it will be there imminently.

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

@BeeNetwork do you have any information about the 719 school bus from Manchester to St Thomas More School in Denton? It's late most days, causing all the children to be late for school and its not turned up at all today ! ??

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NEWS! Donald Trump given brand new shiny pager to help with his election campaign https://t.co/SR01I6gUcT

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Looking back on 14 years of the Tories is like looking back at the traumatising post-vindaloo shit you just did in the toilet.

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

trying a simple recipe

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

One of mine.. #CoopLive

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NEWS! DIY SOS team arrives at Manchester Co-op Live Arena
https://t.co/rlfKHS0YMU

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

One of mine #Nike #englandshirt

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NEWS! Nike replaces Three Lions on England kit with three pink flamingos https://t.co/NwORSUYoQA

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NEWS! Manchester celebrates record 784th consecutive day of rain https://t.co/pYgKUgej0G

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

One of mine

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NEWS! Stone Island releases new double-badged jacket for people who want to be twice as hard https://t.co/9lKHkdDtd7

(Our top story in May 2023!)

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

#Spurs #TottenhamChelsea one of mine 😃⚽️⚽️

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NEWS! Tottenham v Chelsea game enters fourteenth hour. Spurs down to three men. Seventeen goals disallowed https://t.co/s4Rp7HAG2Q

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NEWS! Concern grows as BBC Radio 2 goes almost six full minutes without mentioning BBC's Strictly Come Dancing https://t.co/iLqLYf6SXQ

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

Cheeky get ! @liamgallagher #LiamGallagher #DefinitelyMaybe

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NEWS! Noel Gallagher announces ‘As you Were’ 6th anniversary tour https://t.co/e1qP2rxkJt

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

One of mine #HS2 #Manchester

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NEWS! Rishi Sunak to cement his popularity in Manchester by saying he hates Oasis and Coronation Street is shit https://t.co/thpDxmmXFH

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

Something I wrote.. #dishwasher

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NEWS! 'Schoolboy error' - Man opens recently finished dishwasher to grab a single clean mug, right in front of his wife https://t.co/9Y3QYrE9vM

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NEWS! 'Schoolboy error' - Man opens recently finished dishwasher to grab a single clean mug, right in front of his wife https://t.co/9Y3QYrE9vM

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

Back to work 😭😭😭😭 #gutted

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NEWS! 'It's all in bloody foreign' - man left fuming as entertainment at foreign holiday resort mostly in another language https://t.co/pJicacW3Zo

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NEWS! "I definitely don’t like Elton John" - Jordan Henderson gives first full interview for Al-Ettifaq FC https://t.co/IatXqOgTiw

[Mark Molloy @Molloy99]

One of mine #Threads #facebook_twitter

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NEWS! Twitter launches brand new social media app called ‘Faceybook’ https://t.co/rDZ4saSvNR