Holy Zombie Jesus

|The original Molly Had Me account| #TeamFuckWhereAmI giving you the experiences you're too scared to feel yourself

[Capital XTRA @CapitalXTRA]

.@ChanceTheRapper drops another 💯 jam 'Israel (Sparring)' --> http://t.co/4ZdpBanwUY

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

On tour with my nigga @chancetherapper this fall. Get tickets nowwww http://t.co/8Omd7wJBu7 #FamilyMattersTour

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Deadpool

[nico @nicosegal]

On letterman wit the LETTERMAN tomorrow wit the bros @chancetherapper @ActionBronson #SocialExperiment ish

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Tigers get Cespedes' big bat, arm for Porcello
Sent with http://t.co/Om2no8A7fE At Bat http://t.co/PMU5C0kq0z

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Molly had me rubbing my dick against a toaster

[Totino's Pizza Rolls @totinos]

PIZZA PARTY USA

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High

[Bong Jovi @neatobaerito]

@MollyHadMeLike I definitely feel those holes in my brain after 3 days of raging hard at #SAMF14 brain dead for the next week #bye 💀

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Swallowed part of my tab of acid, burped and got a rebound high

[Stumbler Popular @StumblerPopular]

Close enough

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Got high with my dad

[Sosa @69hunna]

Goodnight

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Molly had me me wiping my eye with cotton candy

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“@UberFacts: If the entire population of China walked past you in single file, the line would take close to 100 years to pass you.”

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Website: "please enter your password"
Me: *types into password box* "DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO"

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@dafuqtrolls how did she send that photo on iMessage when it was taken with a digital camera? Look at her hand