Molly Jean

only looking down to admire my shoes

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

me @ work: knows nothing about anything, needs other engineers to verify my work

me anywhere else: yes I’m an engineer; I am Smart and Make Things Happen

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@ReincarN_a_t_e @yourewrongabout has an episode where they explain it. basically stems from a USPS employee who committed a mass shooting

[abby govindan @abbygov]

one of the joys of adulthood is watching all your friends realize they can just adopt a cat. nothing is stopping them. and then they do that. and upload a million pictures of it.

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@yamwhoiyamm But I'm glad you have someone helping you now, that's the only way I kept my sanity too

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@yamwhoiyamm Insurance billed me $4k for an MRI after I had met my deductible because my hospital didn't send the correct paperwork. Not only did I have No control over that, the hospital rep revealed that the ins company said it didn't need the paperwork...

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

mabel was just crying the saddest meows, and as soon as I got up to go see where she was, she popped out from behind my armchair all happy and chirpy 😂😭

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@nbcbrooklyn99 eyes closed, head first, can’t lose

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

Does anyone else think about that post that explains the 40hr workweek and “American dream” weren’t designed for a single person to do? And then simultaneously feel better and worse about how they’ve been struggling?

I do a lot.

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@DannyVegito @ReincarN_a_t_e my cat is named Mabel (not ancient but still an old lady) and my best friend’s cat is Cheese Man

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@ReincarN_a_t_e I had the worst time trying to get a passport! First my birth certificate was wrong bc it didn’t have a “3D seal”, then the photos (that I had taken at the passport application) didn’t meet requirements

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

had lunch with our co-ops yesterday. one of them was talking about how his friend just turned 23 and is so old now. hm. didn’t love that 😅

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

just like how people share photos of their kids hitting milestones, today at dinner my best friend pulled up pictures from his cat’s first bird kill

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@ReincarN_a_t_e My company used to do half-day fridays in the summer, but now we can only choose four weeks to flex our hours, because it “looked bad no one was around on fridays”

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@gillian_amrine lol I got back from getting night ice cream an hour ago. (hard to find in Marietta tho)

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@gillian_amrine find someone you want to be friends with and then ask them! it’s worked for me twice. we really did learn the essentials in kindergarten

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@ReincarN_a_t_e This entire list so so wholesome 😍

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@aneeekers honestly your priorities are in the right place with that switch 😂

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@megsdaneen It’s a Choose-your-own-adventure style

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

@gillian_amrine @yamwhoiyamm Yes! And I also used to think I had to justify it to others, but it actually doesn’t matter! Although it’s taking practice still to never feel that way

[Molly Jean @MollyJeanSimich]

heard someone’s phone ring in a virtual meeting, then heard him answering it and saying “ah, nothing. What are you doing?” before he realized he wasn’t muted and I’m just dying 😂💀