notmolly

Father, Husband, Preacher.

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

@Dannyboyy091986 @JeffYoungerTX Don’t you have a potato famine to rot in?

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

@BlueIsNew10 @JeffYoungerTX It’s violence. Period.

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

family disappointments it’s our day to shine

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

Dudes will literally get visited by three spirits instead of going to therapy

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

@CraigVecellio @natgrace79 What?

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

@xJollyLlama @ChristopherJYu @princess_gargle Honestly, I’d be so down.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Wait, wait… I just heard that there are NO women signing up on the conservative dating app “The Right Stuff”.

It’s ALL dudes.
And they are NOT happy.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

yes ofc I’m part of the lgbt

L- Lactose intolerant
G- gluten allergy
B- Bloated all the time
T- Tummy always hurting

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

'Mickey' is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and Michael Mouse is no friend of mine.

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

It’s wild to me how many grown ass conservative white men have opinions about The Little Mermaid. Like, she’s a sixteen year old fish girl, bro. Chill.

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

@VeronicaHylton7 Nooooooo. The worst! What game is it?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a simple girl. all I want is a working class revolution, universal healthcare and a ripe summer peach

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

@Pastor__West K. But like, probs not 🤷‍♀️

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Salmon is so fuckin good. I understand why bears just grab them mfs right out the water

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

@koreykuhl *squelches wetly*

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

#NewProfilePic

[Scarlett Longstreet @ScarlettPosner]

You’re either dehydrated or drinking water is your entire personality.

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

My friends send me photos of opossums to let me know they’re thinking of me. That’s how I know I’ve truly found my people.

[notmolly @MollyPaugels]

@mdlnkllr I love this so much.

[Annaliese🫧who is 5’1 @AHHHnnaliese]

Yo can I hit your vape?
Me with a $2 kazoo: my what?