Molly May Rockwell

tiktok clown. pretender. rockstar. fashionista. dance master. pastry chef. adventurer. New album Next Level out now!

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I was told to take my grievances to an email address that never responded and when I sent a follow up email it said I was blocked.

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Hey @PlanetFitness y’all took over my old TX Fam Fitness, forced me to cancel in person but then closed for 3 days straight & charged my annual renewal fee while you were closed. Then when I was able to come in and cancel I was still charged monthly membership 3 days later.

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Every day I two my daughter how lucky she is to have such a cool mom. She thanks me by ruining my shirt with mysterious hand goo.

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A North Texas city has made it a crime to be in possession of a removed catalytic converter -- unless you can prove it is lawfully yours. https://t.co/NsyBZ4BSsf

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When I watch The Masked Singer I’m like Shazam. I either know immediately with 100% certainty or I’m like

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My baby whenever I’m packing up something.

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@MilesTrill Safety first!

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Turns out their Spinach Artichoke dip is the best thing on earth

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We used to go to Olive Garden before prom and now I’m about to go in sweatpants. How far we’ve come.

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@valhamwil Amazing 🥲

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Just found out people have been PAYING to get those AI portraits of themselves. What are y’all doing?! Whyyyy?

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@Marnely_Murray That’s what I’m sayin!! What is time?!

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My baby crawled for the first time tonight so excuse me while I don’t look at my phone for the next 18 years because time is going too fast.

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Every day this week we have pushed my daughters schedule back by ten minutes so that the time change would be a smooth transition. This morning she didn’t wake up an hour early! She woke up two hours early…

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@travisferg21 @chrissyteigen @BravoTV EYES PEELED

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People telling me their names at a work social.

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THE RE-BOOTED THE MOLE!! YASSSSSSSSSS

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"Unexpected item in the bagging area." Do you know how your shoppers feel about your self–checkout experience? You can with https://t.co/d0bFHtGyoc for #retail. https://t.co/yMsbE38bPc (P.S. great job @MollyRockwell)

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Realized my shirt was inside out when I tried to undo the buttons to feed the baby… after getting back from running my errands. #fashion

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@tray_pruet Haha maybe so 😜 definitely not my husband though! Thank goodness.

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So weird to me when people call it babysitting when a parent is watching their own child. Like no that’s called parenting.